That’s a clamping.
It’s a beautiful name. There’s no shame in giving your kid a name steeped in Irish history. I’d prefer a name from Lebor Gabála Érenn than a Britney.
Would Erin not do?
It’s a start.
If you’re the attention seeking type that is willing increase your child’s likelihood of being badly bullied in school then by all means give them a prick name
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Would you suggest he pick out something bland instead perhaps?
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Not necessarily
Nothing at all wrong with Irish names. But that’s taking the piss
My family is originally from the gaeltacht in Kerry so I’ve always liked Irish names. e.g. I like the name Naoise. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naoise
But of course there are people out there who always manage to make a bollox of it.
Multiple people I know have named girls Naoise.
Good job lads, when you have a boy remember to name them Deirdre you absolute halfwit.
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Well with the resurgence in Irish names and the influx of non-nationals, John, Paul, Mary and Kate will soon be the ones getting their faces smashed by Naoise and Lasairfhíona.
Change the ‘N’ to ‘L’ and you have a beautiful Irish girl’s name. Absolutely no need to be making a cunt of it, as you rightly pointed out.
There’s been a dramatic increase in dick-swinging around the office in the last 6 months. You know the type of cunts that wouldn’t work to warm themselves, but are happy to spend all day walking the floor, blowing on the phone and generally comparing girths with other 'swingers? The company itself seems intent on hiring morons, whose (FAO of @Bandage) primary objective is to let people know the dimensions of their dick.
Long recognised as a technical powerhouse of the office, I now find myself at a crossroads; do I escape this circus or do I restyle my game to mirror the apes swinging from the upper branches?
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You need a bigger dick mate? I’ve got some emails I can send on.
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huh?
As the “technical powerhouse” of the office, you have already been pigeon holed.
You might as well make use of it and get away with murder.
Dick swinging is a practice often used to mask the size of the dick, though. These same lads wouldn’t have a clue of the basics of the job. It’ll be a sweet, sweet day when I begin to expose them for the incompetent jinnets they are.
I was speaking liberally. I’m a senior Excel monkey.
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You just don’t get it fella.
In full effect here at the moment except its a bloke who has brought in his new born. He really should know better but considering he’s a huge Leinster rugby supporter, maybe not.
Is it not appropriate for a male to bring his offspring by the office? I was considering doing so for my imaginary clilder and just wanted to clarify in advance.