without doubt MBB. Some women think being pregnant is an excuse to become a slob. they should take note and learn from others good display of control and looking after oneself.
You work with my missus MBB??
Who do you think it was that done the work to provide you with ben and jerry?
I have just been informed that one of the ould lads is bringing his grandson into work today. Fucking hell. Nonsense.
Good Friday distaction Flano.
surely someone to discuss the wrestling with flano?
I was wrestling with yer Ma last night. She’s like a fucking grizzly bear.
You idiot fucks who keep dissing wrestling are the most idioic fucks that I have ever encountered. You know nothing about the fine art and yet continue to dismiss it based on the shit that gets shoved down your throats by Vince McMahon and co.
Rant over.
:D:D
It is the middle of the busiest time of the year in our office and a married couple who both sit on the same floor here have decided to bring both of their infants on the floor to show them off for some reason.
Usual bullshit hysteria from all the broody ladies has followed.
Seriously fooking lame.
It must be pretty weird to be working in the same place as your missus. I know loads of people initially meet their ‘partner’ in work but people move onto different jobs and stuff. But being married and having kids and still working in the same place - where the fook do you get an escape from the bitch?
[quote=“Phil Leotardo”]It is the middle of the busiest time of the year in our office and a married couple who both sit on the same floor here have decided to bring both of their infants on the floor to show them off for some reason.
Usual bullshit hysteria from all the broody ladies has followed.
Seriously fooking lame.[/quote]
if you were any bit of an opportunist you’d suggest afterwork drinks…place yourself beside the single woman in her mid 30’s…she’ll be wetter than an otter’s pocket after seeing those kids…start rabbiting on about how beautiful those kids were today…you’ll have her boned by 10…guaranteed…
Wetter than an otters pocket, pure quality 
Take a bow son
[quote=“dancarter”]Wetter than an otters pocket, pure quality
Take a bow son[/quote]
Tom, tell us about you nailing the bird in the bank vault one more time:popcorn:
Whos Tom?
[quote=“dancarter”]Whos Tom?[/quote]
I was in an office yesterday which was mainly, if not totally full of women. some set up. Pictures of them, friends, children, friends children all over the walls around their desks. I cant say I’d ever be inclined to stick up a picture of me and the lads when we have been out pissed druk in a local nightclub. in saying that, I’ve never been inclined to take a camera with me to take pictures of us out drunk in a nightclub. Women are a strange lot alright.
People in authority sneezing very loudly, disturbing everyone, just to let everyone know that they have sneezed and have the authority to sneeze loudly.
I really hate my job right now. Been forced virtually to take another sideways job in order to ‘enhance my prospects, further my network, fit in with my career progression’ etc etc. Had a phonecall earlier with my people manager that didnt go too well and involved a heated debate.
Basically this role will involve gathering analysis on Excel on which departments to close down, people to sack etc. It involves a lot of late hours for the same shit money for zero job satisfaction. I’ll be working with a lot of self important cunts in this spreadsheet internal management shite. I’m pretty fucking seething actually. I’m was going to wait until they gave me the funding for a Prince 2 cert but with my lease up soon think I might just fuck off sooner rather than later.
The internet is great for letting stuff off your chest. Advice?
[quote=“KIB man”]I really hate my job right now. Been forced virtually to take another sideways job in order to ‘enhance my prospects, further my network, fit in with my career progression’ etc etc. Had a phonecall earlier with my people manager that didnt go too well and involved a heated debate.
Basically this role will involve gathering analysis on Excel on which departments to close down, people to sack etc. It involves a lot of late hours for the same shit money for zero job satisfaction. I’ll be working with a lot of self important cunts in this spreadsheet internal management shite. I’m pretty fucking seething actually. I’m was going to wait until they gave me the funding for a Prince 2 cert but with my lease up soon think I might just fuck off sooner rather than later.
The internet is great for letting stuff off your chest. Advice?[/QUOTE]
If its any consolation there’s pretty much no work in companies similar to the one you’re working in back in Ireland!