The Art of War - Derek Sun Tzu McGrath

[gilgamboa]

@balbec

I’d sell up right now if I was you.

House is now a target it isn’t worth tuppence

[gilgamboa]

@Ralphie

Maybe try and meet up with the young lads

Bring them for a coffee and a bun

Explain your position, tell them you’re hear to listen to them, to really listen to them

Tell them they’ve a lot of energy and that you’ll help them to channel that in a positive

Would you look to start a pickleball club with them or something?

[gilgamboa]

@Batigol

Beating the piss outta them lads would be like cheating on the missus. Unreal craic for a few minutes but WAY more trouble than it’s worth

Could you hop their heads off your kitchen island even a few times @Kyle

[gilgamboa]

@balbec

They must have laughed their heads off at the sight of the tubby little cunt running after them barefoot still holding his beer. “C’mere I wantcha

The only noise in mount oval the chafing of thigh on denim short

[gilgamboa]

Best thread in history of TFK

Once proud man comes onto the forum with a genuine issue, ina state of desparation, and TFK laughs in his face .

Sorry @Kyle some laugh
…burst the little toerag

[glenshane]

@Massey

Did I mention I’ve an island?

Me too…any time i shoot a fox i fling it across onto it. I also planted a couple of apple trees on it, so i dod

[Bod95]

Cark has Softened him like ye’re hurlers

[Juhniallio]

9 posts in a row ! @gilgamboa is REALLY enjoying this!

[Kyle]

Do you think i was looking for genuine advice from you lads . I’ve been here long enough

[gilgamboa]

@Juhniallio

9 posts in a row ! @gilgamboa is REALLY enjoying this

Ah it was magic

[Kyle]

You’ll have to join the telegram group, you could have had this exclusive weeks ago

[gilgamboa]

@Kyle

You’ll have to join the telegram group, you could have had this exclusive weeks ago

Iv put the feelers out with all the people I know above in mount oval…a lot of sympathy for your wife in fairness…that her husband isn’t able to care of bidniss

[Kyle]

You’re married into Limerick and really should know better… We don’t just hold a grudge, we live it. If it takes 20 years I’ll have my revenge. If not I’ll pass the grudge onto my son who’ll pass it onto his son. That bitterness is our inheritance in Limerick…

I’m more than happy to play the long game… You corkies are too here and now. As the Ra said, these boys need to get lucky all the time, i only need to get lucky once.

[Kyle]

I’m not accustomed to dealing with privilege bud. Big mansion on a few acres, 2024 range rover in the drive and a Limerick at the door lowering the tone… It’ll be interesting when we meet at the local primary school soon… She still has two kids attending.

[glasagusban]

Have you tried asking Mrs. O’Sullivan to sort it out for you?

[Kyle]

In fairness, you can really tell a lot about someone’s character when your life is under threat. @Locke and @Corksfinedtboy have contacted me privately and have volunteered to go out and get these guys. Other Cork based posters

[Kyle]

Eh, it’s mid season… I’m hardly going to bother her during the season ffs.

[EatSomeLotus]

@Horsebox

Call round to David’s house and tell his father you’ll kick his head in if it happens again.

@Horsebox really does give excellent advice. It’s probably deserving of its own thread.

The Dating Thread - Part II

Home alone by 7:30 in the evening is an excellent sign of any first date, pal. Send her a playful text now and if she doesn’t reply by 11 drive to her house and strangle her.

[Juhniallio]

@Kyle

Do you think i was looking for genuine advice from you lads . I’ve been here long enough

Yes. Yes i do.

[Kyle]

I’d have just pmd the three genuine lads on here in that instance ffs

You lads need a break from the constant stream of right wing conspiracy theories the site has largely become… And the Karen group think.