Never mind what it actually does. Just get someone with a bazillion Snapchat or Instagram followers to say they use it and you’ll be catching the money as it falls from the sky.
It beats inflamtion,
Vessel dilation,
Celluliation,
They are talking about it across the nation
It’s my patent pending, stupending, wrinkle ending and skin cleansing miracle cure.
Step right up folks,
If it ails ya, miracle oil saves ya.
Now those fat cat pharma execs don’t want you to have this. They say you need expansive medikaytion to cure this and that. Well I tell ya right here folks I’ll cure all that more for €10 a bottle and to make it better I’ll give you a second bottle half price. But get it quick folks because the secret is out and my stocks are running low
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‘Grandpa’s cough medicine’ would be a great brand name for it.
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That post shows exactly why I’ll drive an 800000 euro BMW while dictating my posts to someone to type here and you’ll always be driving a Hyundai.
Ethically sourced, sustainable, natural, the secret remedy used for centuries in several countries across the continent. You’ll see the farmer who extracted it and the pure, natural process which will lead to it being written about in every health section in the country and as Mac said, the money will fall from the sky.
And if it doesn’t work it won’t be through lack of effort on my part.
I think the only way to stem the negative remarks is to send it to a man of integrity who knows just about all there is to know about everything. @caoimhaoin I will send you a free sample if you have sportspeople who need to treat injuries. You can also wear a BP monitor, get into a “debate” with @Nembo_Kid and when the numbers rise, use the oil to see does it make that BP drop.
@Fagan_ODowd and @anon67715551 Fancy an end to your incontinence? PM your addresses.
@Tassotti Another bout of syphilis or herpes? Too busy making money to get to the STD clinic? No problemo. Drop me a PM.
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I’d be delighted if it worked out for you.
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I’ll send you a free bottle so.
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That’s his normal poison. Didn’t do the lead singer of Joy Division any harm.
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Are you looking to import one of the two ingredients to make DMT, neither of which are entheogens?
If Genco. Olive Oil Co. is a success, sure, I may branch out into that sort of thing but really I’d be looking at other things as I think the idea of people with little or no experience of psychedelics taking DMT or an Aya brew is madness and all you’d need is some wally to do god knows what and you’d have some oul wan on Joe Duffy wanting to shut you down.
You have a trade name already, lovely.
What model BMW costs 800000 euros?
When you go to your car you press a button on your key and the door opens. When you finish driving and when you get out, click another button and the car is locked and in some cases alarmed.
Why don’t we have the same thing for your house?
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Good god, that’s brilliant.
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i have asked this question for years…
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They are already available
As an aside I was reading recently that pretty much all Volkswagons from 95 onwards that use a keyfob locking system are very easily hacked. Using relatively cheap devices, someone would be able to copy your codes as they transfer for the key to the car and then decode them and reuse them to unlock the car.
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What’s wrong with opening your front door the conventional way,?
I’m sure the same was said when the person who came up with central locking (and opening) of cars was asked the same thing. Open your mind to new ideas* man!!
*May or may not be a new idea
wtf are you reading?
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A dummy’s guide to hacking Volkswagon key fobs