The Business Ideas thread

She runs those things every few months. Ran one in the Marker last year. They sell out in minutes. You pay 100 notes, listen to her talk shite about how to wear clothes or make up, and get a goody bag and a load of other useless stuff. Ludicrous stuff really. Proves that people with money will waste it on all kinds of shite*

*Heads away to look for some degenerate bets

Fair play to her. It’s vacuous shite which might be damaging to society but it still takes a huge amount of work to get yourself into that position and capitalise on the brand she has created of herself.

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The tiger is well and truely back lads

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To be fair to Pippa she isn’t telling people she will solve their/the world’s problem .

She is also smoking hot .

Brian is heavily involved in her business. They are milking it and most of their expensive incidentals like cars, holidays are free from sponsors.

According to the phoenix all the companies he is involved with are doing really badly

Whatever way you look at it, getting a few hundred people into listen to you at 100 is a good business model, just like Pippa really.

Fair play to her. Must be a lot of other models trying to eat her lunch**

** try and run a similar business model as opposed to actually eating her lunch

You wouldn’t get fat eating her lunch I’d say

You can eat what you want as long as you throw up afterwards.

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A Gaa pitch finder app.
With the advent of entire county leagues & championship games played on a home & away agreement it’s very common for teams like Silvermines in north Tipp to travel all the way to the likes of Ballylooby in south Tipp and then spend 30mins + driving around a strange town or village looking for the Gaa pitch.
I’m going to market an app with every Gaa/soccer/rugby/hockey/golf pitch course court in the county mapped to the gate.
It’ll be cheap @ €4.99.
Who’s in ?

Ps. I’ll need someone to find and list each pitch and someone to market the product and also someone to design the app.
I’m willing to give away 5% for each person selected.
Form an orderly queue please.

Right that’s co Laois covered only 32 more counties left.

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I’ve the name for you

Pitchfynder General.

I’m actually going to give you that for free.

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Interestingly (not interesting), what it also shows is that you can pretty much run a line down through Laois and separate the hurling clubs, and the football clubs (save for about 3 clubs around and including Portlaoise).

Also a few of those pins are in dreadfully wrong locations :eek:

I did notice one or two inaccuracies in that map. That’s why we’ll market this thing on quality and a policy of customer driven service.

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Terrible idea.

I find myself nodding my head in agreement with this.

I wouldn’t let either of ye two latichicoes near the company anyway. I’m hoping that it’ll be professionally run. So that’s ye ruled out.

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