The Confessions Thread

[binkybarnes]

@Ambrose_McNulty

Does Michael own the cinema that you steal from?

Jaysis I hope so. I’m bringing a sack with me the next time if I find out he does.

[ironmoth]

@flattythehurdler

My wife said she wouldn’t kiss a lad with a beard either. She may just have been protesting too much.

Have you told her the old Victorian adage that “kissing a man without a moustache is like eating an egg without salt”?

[iron_mike]

@HBV

Lads did ye ever fire off a wank while the wife was gone to bed (usually in a huff) only to climb into the leaba a few minutes later to be met with ‘do you fancy a quickie?’

Stay away from those Sky 900 to 945 especially on a Friday night.

[Juhniallio]

@Tassotti

Jesus I’d hate to live a pathetic life like that, having to beg for sex

Don’t worry @Tassotti, you live an entirely different pathetic life.

[Tassotti]

I’d rather die a free man than a slave, begging for sex ffs, it reminds me of that scene in Oliver Twist where the young lad goes up and says “please sir, can I have some more”

[ironmoth]

@Tassotti

I’d rather die a free man than a slave, begging for sex ffs, it reminds me of that scene in Oliver Twist where the young lad goes up and says “please sir, can I have some more”

And he still didn’t get the jump.

[KinvarasPassion]

@myboyblue

The Church. Whereupon myself and the lads I was with escalated the Roasterness even further by buying plastic bin bags of cans and tying them to our belts before getting fucked entirely and beginning the trek that took in the Walkabout and a dentists chair and some other Aussie named bar whose name escapes me now. Was in some shit come Monday morning.

Those were the days. The dentist chair

[balbec]

“more”? more like “some”.

[flattythehurdler]

And then they’d get thick if you got a hooker.

[balbec]

They can be so unreasonable sometimes.

[Nembo_Kid]

I decided not to wear socks today.

[anon70480284]

I’m watching the club all Ireland’s on GAAGO here in the office

[Fitzy]

Hopefully the pong covered up the smell off your shirt.

[Nembo_Kid]

Horrible insinuation.

[ironmoth]

Not to detract from the gratuitous nature of @Fitzy’s comment, but “pong”! LOLZ

[Sidney]

@ironmoth

Not to detract from the gratuitous nature of @Fitzy’s comment, but “pong”! LOLZ

Wonderfully evocative word.

[Fagan_ODowd]

Brings back memories of the Beano and the Dandy. There was always a ponger in those comics.

[ironmoth]

I hope he gets a “Nice Post” for his effort.

[Fagan_ODowd]

I’ve given it a like.

[flattythehurdler]

David Gemmell is my favourite author.