ah here dunph say it ain’t so, i figured it was only for foolish gamblers like me…
You obviously missed the whole Dunph/Virtuals debacle so :lol:
I have cleaned up my act considerably fists and rarely though a bet on the virtuals these days. It’s usually a sign i’m desperate…
I was pissed in the bookies one Friday evening and threw a tenner on a virtual horse because I liked the name. It won at 33/1. I went to the counter to get paid and Ladbrokes wouldn’t pay out as the bet was placed 2 seconds after the off, even though I was waiting at the counter for over a minute before the cashier stopped talking on the phone and took my bet. She tried to hand me back my tenner and keep the docket, I got as far as the door and went back for the docket.
Went to the area manager, they wouldn’t pay out, went to the head office, they wouldn’t pay out.
Wrote off to some arbitary board in the UK and Ladbrokes contacted me to say they would honour the bet as a gesture of goodwill.
I collected my 340 snots and never darkened their door again.
My one and only time backing a cartoon horse…
i remember that now.
:rolleyes:
Tight Tipp fucker
IBAS. They know the score.
I used to think that appendage was an awful fatheaded cunt, but have warmed to him somewhat in the past year or so and seems an alright (if somewhat contrary) sort
Only a Limerick druglord would walk away from €330.00, he’d shoot you for the tenner mind…
They have my vote of confidence anyway.
I’m a born and bred Roman Catholic
terrorised galway for three nigths driving around egging ppl…til the gardai put pay to our misdeeds…
i would have gotten away with it too if it werent for them pesky kids
A bit of a generalisaton here but I find Cork people to be relatively sound.
From a work point of view anyway. There doesn’t seem to be much bullshit to them.
‘Listen right, we haven’t done what you are asking about right, but I suppose we are happy to go with any recommendation you may have, ja know. If there is anything we can help you with, sure give us a call right and we’ll help you out the best we can right’.
Nice anecdote.
Any Cork person i ever dealt with through any job i had was a spoofer. This chap you were dealing with earlier sounds like a spoofer too, Farmer.
Glad your getting on alright in East Muskerry Farmer, its a nice part of the world, but i would think that then.
Cork natives do say the word “right” a lot! Well done farmer 
So basically they are simpletons unable to carry out the basic tasks assigned to them and are willing to go with whatever the man down from Dublin tells them.
Farmers definition of “sound” is people who just shut up and do what he tells them.
Additionally farmer loves the dublin-bay-prawn but hates posters who come on here just to have a go at people :lol: