Take your time Tossy mate, have a good wait on the jacks. Better to play it safe now and get it all out of you than a rush job and getting surprised again later.
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Thatās a sign your body is functioning well pal, getting rid of the toxins in record time.
Better out then in.
I blocked the jacks in princessā family home earlierā¦ 3 flushes.
Maybe the dildo her dad had up your hole fell out and blocked it.
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Her father is dead almost 6 years, pal. It was her mother who hammered the dildo inā¦
First shit of the year there, wasnāt drinking all day and had a Guinness, blew the jacks apart, I canāt wait to get back to England, to get away from the drinking and eating
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Jesus that must have hurt sheās got arms like popeye, princessās mĆ . Best of luck with the hoop. Bepanthen will do the job for you.
I shat a raccoon type animal out of my hole his evening.
Iām never drinking again.
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Couple of false starts after Christmas. Finally just after the main event. Like a Carlsberg āworth waiting forā
@Tassotti I just dropped a trout there for the first time since Fridayā¦ I was all blocked up and in an awful wayā¦ the thing was fucking huge, I was weak and nearly collapsed after I stood up from the toilet. I donāt think iāve been drinking enough waterā¦
jesus thats savage bad for, all the crap lodged inside you, decaying inside you and slowly poisoning you
Iām free nowā¦ I feel 10 years younger after it.
Since Friday? Jesus the amount of compacted shite stuck in your colon must be unreal.
Iād say you need a bit of colonic irrigation after that, is there anywhere in Limerick doing, or have ye even heard of that in Ireland yet?
Tis drainage we need over here not irrigation.
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Extremely bad for your health, so it is.
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From a biomechanical perspective, this makes perfect sense. Fucking weird add though.
Lads, do ye ever notice after a few pints the shit explodes out of you. Just had a pint and a half and I nearly destroyed the place. Feel right cleaned out now so I do
Iām normally a one poo a day man but Iām here making my second sizeable lodgement of the day for the second day in a row. Same time too, 11am and 4pm. Gamechanger.