You have to get that checked out @Bandage thatās not right mate, not right at all
Based on that pattern youāve had 3 more since then.
Just the one more there at 11pm.
6 for the day.
Thatās good shitting. 
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Your arse must be wrecked from all that winking.
You have it off to a tee in fairness. Iām similar myself. I walk from the bed to the bowl each morning and in seconds Iād have shat. Itās incomprehensible to me that I wouldnāt do that. It must be hell not having that luxury, all that shit in your body from the day before just sitting round like @Brimmer_Bradley during working hours. Its just wrong. Iād eat within the hour and shit again soon after.
As the day goes on the intervals widen, and Iād never really shit after 3 until my bedtime.
A day where Iād only shit say twice Iād notice it. Horrible horrible feeling.
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This forum has got to be a faggot den. Wtf is this fascination with shit? Tassoti you are the king bender on here for starting a thread about shit. Yeāre all faggots who post in this thread,
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Surely the act of taking a dump (or discussing it) is the polar opposite of driving another fellaās cock up your hole? In principle, the most heterosexual of topics.
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Any movement yet count?
This seems to indicate that 6 shites per day is a bit of an outlier.
Iām a practical shitter, squeezing out an after-lunch duke is the norm but by no means the rule. All bets are off after a good session on the porter, for example, when any expectations based on regularity, hue, odour and texture go out the window.
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Beetroot can play puck with hue also. Iāll bet thereās many a man that thought he had arse cancer after getting up from a beetroot dump. I know the sight of the red bowl put the heart cross-ways on me until I remembered my previous dayās lunch.
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thankfully the recurrent discharges from my mouth were able to ease the pressure.
My movements have become more regular thankfully controllable unlike 15 men who took to the field against Cork in hurling this weekend past.
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I have had 3 shites already today. Itās flowing out of me
Youāll be in nappys soon at that rate.
I am just waiting for the first photo of a sample to be posted here.
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Is it true that in Germany some toilets have a āshelfā so that you can inspect your shit before you flush?
Very common in Central and Eastern Europe. They have them in Prague and Budapest when I was there too.
Saw them years ago. Not recently.
you should always have a look, its vital.
i cant digest mushrooms and thats how i found out, by actually seeing them in their whole state in my shit. iv cut them out completely now as theres no point putting them in.
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The advantage of this is that it prevents āsplashbackā.
The disadvantage is that it significantly increases the chances of skid marks being left behind after flushing.