there are just two homosexuals who post on here kid, a pair of them i suppose. Neither of them have posted on this thread in the past three weeks.
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Itâs a good indicator of your ongoing well-being. Spotting changes at this level can save you trouble in the long run, rather than flushing and running away like a squeamish little bitch. Stop. Look. Flush. Simples.
Mr Guinness & Mr Beetroot appearing on the right of that chart there under the alarmingly titled âBlood in Stoolsâ section with all the âcancerâ, âdoctorâ, âimmediatelyâ buzzwords, so again, Iâd urge that you exercise caution whilst exercising caution.
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@Bandage just took my 4th dump of the day, technically it was 5 as I had wiped my hole and buttoned up my trousers, but I felt more shit inside bursting to get out and had to go again
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Iv had 3 so far and I have another one inside me if I want to make it. Iâll do 5 today handy enough.
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we are so lucky, imagine been in a constant state of constipation like mac? it must be horrific
No no no. Counties that struggle to stay in division 2 and are firmly rooted in division fucking 4 in football dont get to drop the mike. I know its harsh but rules are rules.
Snap!
Iâve done 4 shits so far today too. I managed to reduce the number of shits before leaving for work from yesterdayâs 3 to 2 this morning. Another 2 since then (mid morning and post lunch). Iâm going to try to leave it at that for today but I do the odd pre-bed sign off for the day shit.
Does herself not go mental with your bathroom hogging?
We have more than one bathroom, you peasant fuck.
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A poo chartđ
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Itâs funny but you can tell the constipated lads thru their posting style, uptight narky jealous people, low achievers etc.
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Unreal. Happened me last week in work. There was a rumble in the Bronx so I I knew thereâd be sounds and had to wait til he fucked off. The relief mas magic
Have I a constipated posting style, pal?
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No mate, the scutter seems to flow freely with you
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Absolutely not.
The misses just came in from her class (a fucking class mind you) i might tell her im constipated, nothing like a good shite on the NET.
I wasnât out of bed 90 seconds this morning before I emptied my bowels