@Locke is badly rattled here.
He hasnāt shat in 24 hours and and all that waste is drying out inside of him meaning his 11.30 appointment has now become critical to his day. an absolute pressure situation. Miss that and the cunt could be blocked for a week.
Itās no way to live lads.
Iād say I never did either Iām very funny about jacks. Iād never sit on a public jacks. My own jacks at home is pristine. And Iām the only one allowed use it. Itās in my ensuite anyway. But if there was someone over and used it Iād go mental
Thereās massive pressure on that shit now
So 4/5 shits a day. Youāre up at 6am, bed for 12 midnight, giving you 18 hours. 18/5= one shit every 3 hours 36 mins (give or take). Working for the man for 8 hours a day. Communte time of letās say 45 mins so thatās an hour and a half on public transport. But yet you go when you need to and it changes your life in ways you couldnāt imagineā¦
So thatās 9 and a half hours out of 18 giving you 8 and a half hours to get 5 shits in. Thatās a shit every hour and 45 mins (give or take).
How do you deal with the back up during work hours? Do you carry fancy loo paper around with you?
No pressure lads. I just go. Same as I did yesterday and Iāll do the same tomorrow. Like a normal person.
what did i say about being able to identify the blocked up lads through their their posting style?
if he misses his 11.30 then we all know where that leads. fucksake, i couldnt ever imagine living like that. it must be hell. i always thought there was something a bit off about him alright, from reading his posts and the style he uses.
You can tell straight away
i always thought he just needed to lighten up a bit but the man has serious issues
honest to fuck id rather be shot dead than suffer what these lads are suffering
14 minutes and countingā¦
Just back from a bit of a walk. Nipped into the mens on the way, had my one and only dump for the day. Normal occurrence for a normal person.
that never happened.
All this paranoia, you should go and take your third dump of the day and after you stop crying from rubbing your aggravated piles use your āclarityā to see that having one dump a day is normal.
I definitely never went for a dump in school either
your instant change in mood once you cleared your bowels in evidence here. a good post for you that to be fair, a small bit of cut in it. its like you spring into life after moping around all morning as you anticipate your bowel movements for the day.
christ thats no way to live, id say your a nightmare to be around.
Third shit of the morning just completed. Ready to attack the day with real vigour now.
I never once shat in the school jacks. The most bizarre thing is that I never felt the need to. Up until now that hasnāt troubled me, but thinking about it right now Iām flabbergasted.
Iām the exact same, maybe it was a deep seated fear of someone kicking the door in