The Constipation thread

I bet it wasnā€™t the Chipper food either.

No, Corkā€¦ I was in trouble within a hour of eating it. A valuable lesson learned.

PM me there @ChocolateMice the chipper please. Had Dinos from Douglas last night with no reprocussions as of yet

No pm neededā€¦ Hillbillies Fermoy

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You canā€™t go making up words.

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Iā€™m back into bullet proof coffee in a big way, jesus lads it would really clean you out in a big way, I already had two great shites already this morning, I feel very light on my fight, and am experiencing a clarity of thought, I am chomping at the bit for the parkrun at 9

Champing, mate.

Whatā€™s the difference between champing and chomping

Lads, how much bogroll do you go through every week, Iā€™m getting through 1 roll of quilted paper every two days

No surprise given the opening your hole got a few months ago.

Your belly wipe ,???

Iā€™ve a desperate dose of the shites here. Race in 55 minutes

Settled down a bit there now. 4 shites in 15 minutes. The pressure must have been getting to me subconsciously

Good dose of salt and sugar after mate.

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The pressure of a fun run?

Ask @GeoffreyBoycott

signing in

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https://naij-ask.gencdn.com/questions/24018-7cb685-1-800x538.jpg

Thatā€™s all the grease clinging to your rectal wall, itā€™s hardened up like glue and youā€™re trying to push out a shit the size of @Malarkeyā€™s ego. Youā€™re going to need hard drugs here, kidā€¦

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just had a handy 5k there, loosened things up something right proper it did