The Constipation thread

[HBV]

Gas story that. Savage commitment from yerman not to shit with the coppers standing over him for nearly 2 months.

[anon61956325]

It’s a shit thread.

[Tassotti]

imagine the backlog that has built up inside him, fucking disgusting

[glenshane]

I used to work with a man who spent most of every lunchtime in the same cubicle. The noises that emanated caused enough puzzlement to lead a colleague to pass around a questionnaire amongst the male staff, in an effort to solve the mystery . Eventually it was deemed necessary to surreptitiously record the proceedings and give female staff the opportunity to comment.
We never did come up with a definitive explanation but settled on Mary Curran’s belief that he was “pulse masturbating with the aid of an egg whisk”.
Women have great instincts about these things.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

It must have been ecstacy.

[backinatracksuit]

TNH

[Rain]

Jeez, I dunno why I read this thread

[Tassotti]

what were you expecting? Shakespeare?

[iron_mike]

@glenshane

I used to work with a man who spent most of every lunchtime in the same cubicle. The noises that emanated caused enough puzzlement to lead a colleague to pass around a questionnaire amongst the male staff, in an effort to solve the mystery . Eventually it was deemed necessary to surreptitiously record the proceedings and give female staff the opportunity to comment.
We never did come up with a definitive explanation but settled on Mary Curran’s belief that he was “pulse masturbating with the aid of an egg whisk”.
Women have great instincts about these things.

Have you read the thread title?

[glenshane]

I have. I’m not ruling anything out. Thank you for your concern.

[Rain]

No. To be fair, I must admit there is some poetry in motion

[StoneCold]

Jesus I’m suffering badly the past few days. Pure water out of the backside but still feeling constipated. Must up the fibre intake

[cowpat]

I had a power-shite.

[flattythehurdler]

I’m off to borneo tomorrow morning with work. I’m worried my bowels will get jet lag.

[KinvarasPassion]

@StoneCold

Must up the fibre intake

Phylium husks

[anon61956325]

I tell you what…

A teaspoon of Apple cider vinegar in water and followed by a coffee not long after…

The flood gates open up. Flushed clean. #guthealth.

[Locke]

Anyone get clogged up over the weekend but regular during the week? I’d have to take 3 (three) trips to the gents on a Monday to flush out the gut.

[Ashman]

Yes .

[maroonandwhite]

Put the vinegar in warm water and by holy jaysus have you movement

[Batigol]

Singing in. Went away on holidays hungover and got dehydrated to hell yesterday. Managed to squeeze out a few pebbles yesterday but it feels like there’s a cubic foot of the stuff inside me. Absolutely horsing the orange juice into me here at the buffet breakfast so I can get a substantial movement before beginning my quest to find somewhere to see the Kilkenny match