You sick basturd
Jesus Christ man. Would you ever eat a salad???
He should be ashamed of himself.
And you can fuck off too with your big Farma anti-salad lobby.
I eat lots of salad, bro.
Coleslaw in your chicken fillet roll doesnât count horsey.
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Salad is roughage and will not help matters.
2 or 3 pints of smithwicks and youâll be pebbledashing the bowl in no time
Prune juice is great . A half cup of linseed seeds too .
Any old tapes of the Eurovision song contest ?
Thatll get things moving
Made a few very sticky, heavy efforts lately. For the past week wiping my hole is tough on my wrist
Try using toilet paper, mate.
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Nothing like a few pints of Heineken to irrigate the intestines
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Judging by the amount of constipation on here the squatty potty trend could be the next fad to unite the forumâŚ
you maximum propulsion in that position
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I assume youâre ahead of the curve here pal.
I became a big fan of them when I was in japan, you have a 50/50 option in most jacks, thereâd be two western style shitters and two Asian style, it even says it on the door, I was first exposed to them in the airport and wasnât quite sure how to approach it, it feels a bit undignified at first, but as It relaxes the colon far more effectively to give better propulsion
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Youâd want your head examined taking a shite western style in this day and age.
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