The Constipation thread

You sick basturd

Jesus Christ man. Would you ever eat a salad???

Stop bullying @horsebox , you horrible bastard.

He should be ashamed of himself.

And you can fuck off too with your big Farma anti-salad lobby.

I eat lots of salad, bro.

Coleslaw in your chicken fillet roll doesn’t count horsey.

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Salad is roughage and will not help matters.

2 or 3 pints of smithwicks and you’ll be pebbledashing the bowl in no time

Prune juice is great . A half cup of linseed seeds too .

Any old tapes of the Eurovision song contest ?
Thatll get things moving

What a fucking jacks this. Seat perfectly heated at 18.5 degrees

https://youtu.be/jF4BgHIrwPA

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Made a few very sticky, heavy efforts lately. For the past week wiping my hole is tough on my wrist

Try using toilet paper, mate.

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Nothing like a few pints of Heineken to irrigate the intestines

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Judging by the amount of constipation on here the squatty potty trend could be the next fad to unite the forum…

you maximum propulsion in that position

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:clap::clap:

I assume you’re ahead of the curve here pal.

I became a big fan of them when I was in japan, you have a 50/50 option in most jacks, there’d be two western style shitters and two Asian style, it even says it on the door, I was first exposed to them in the airport and wasn’t quite sure how to approach it, it feels a bit undignified at first, but as It relaxes the colon far more effectively to give better propulsion

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You’d want your head examined taking a shite western style in this day and age.

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