3rd shite of the day lads, I donāt know how lucky I am
4 shites today lads, and good proper ones at that, unreal, I donāt know where it is coming from
Your mouthš
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signing inā¦no movement in 2 and half daysā¦no matter how much water and coffee are consumed.
try a mouthful of olive oil or a bullet proof coffee
Failing that about 8 pints of guinness
Thats what got him where he is.
Awful sticky recently. Iām putting it down to my increased peanut butter consumption. Any advice @Tassotti?
While @Tassotti is responding to some other shit-related emergency, can I offer this nugget of advice (yes - a shit-related pun - BOOM!)ā¦
Maybe try reduced peanut butter consumption until you find a happy-medium.
Just to add, took a hurried dump there and didnāt get a complete stool evacuation. Feeling very put out by this. A mixture of discomfort and worry that Iāll need to visit the pot again before long. A total clusterfuck.
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What makes you bad makes you better.
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Hes got a big game coming up, he canāt be saucing it up.
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Letās pretend thatās not an optionā¦
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Hate that mate, youāll have no comfort until you go again.
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Iāve been on edge all evening. Wife and kids are walking on eggshells around me and I havenāt the heart to tell them whatās wrong. At least TFK is an outlet for men to discuss man-problems. Thanks @Rocko for providing the infrastructure, and kudos to @Tassotti for keeping this thread going. With a bit of luck Iāll pass this before turning in.
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had a dump there, very disappointingā¦very very disappointing effort.
All bran, warm water, prune juice all help. You just need to relax the mind pal and let the good times flow.
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Did you try coaxing it out with your thumb?
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it was half a normal bowel movment, i know thereās more thereā¦ iāll play the waiting gameā¦
get a good few tablespoons of olive oil into to you, trust me, I am an expert in shiteing, that will get it going by the morning
Weāre all willing you on Count, the whole board knows youāve got more in youā¦