The Constipation thread

All the latest research has suggested drinking too much water is more dangerous than too little, no one has ever died doing a marathon from dehydration for example, while the inflammation caused by drinking too much water has caused heart defects, Iā€™m paraphrasing an article I read there. Only saving grace for fitzy is the heat in oz. Btw fitzy, with the commute and office work how many hours a day do you spend sitting! Youā€™d want to be doing some serious yoga to counteract the damage that causes.

Back on topic felt a bit blocked up the last day and a half, so drank a root beer, the bargs brand usually does the trick, well holy fuck, did it ever. Letā€™s just say thereā€™s a brown anaconda in the Vancouver sewerage system.

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Leah Betts basically drowned herself from the inside drinking too much water. Itā€™s a miracle Fitzy has not been found dead slumped at the wheel on the side of the road

An apple an hour gives you scour.

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This hydration/bottle of water nonsense has got out of hand in the last decade. I drink 3 cups of coffee, 2 cups of tea and 2 small glasses of water a day and you could set an atomic clock by my bowel movements.

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Did you do the decent thing and phone an anonymous warning to the treatment works? Some poor cunt will have to suit-up and get into a shit-tank to unblock your loaf from a pump today.

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Itā€™ll be a two man job to trap that beast. Just unreal how light and springy I feel after it. The clarity my bowel is experiencing is something I never thought possible.

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Well, the gut is regarded as the ā€œsecond brainā€ so Iā€™m not surprised. Well done pal.

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Whatā€™s the point of all that drinking? Your probably flushing out more good nutrients than anything else. The old addage of needing to drink at least 2 litres a day has been exposed as horseshit.

Mugsā€¦ Typical of the me generation, they do what everyone else around them is doing. Iā€™d be somewhere around the same as yourselfā€¦ Usually Iā€™d down a pint of water at some stage in the day then have the odd small glassā€¦ Iā€™d have about 3-4 coffees.

I like it. Refreshes me. Iā€™m nowhere near flushing out nutrients levels. Iā€™ve read that over 10 to 12 litres will do that though. @Fitzy is approaching that but in the heat heā€™s in out there he probably needs it. A lad I used train with would eat two or three bananas over a boxing session. Thatā€™s mad to me but sure everyoneā€™s different.

Anyway, a burrito and two Guinness last night. Iā€™d normally be an 11 oā€™clock pooer but it burst out of me at 9 this morning. Required too flushes but Iā€™m fully emptied and ready for action now.

anyone here use buttplugs?

i drink from 2-4 lires a dayā€¦except of course this week where i have inhaled an ungodly amount of unhealthy foodā€¦and very little waterā€¦

any movement?

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any movement here yet?

A breakthrough this afternoonā€¦

Lots of water the last two days and 3 mugs of extra strong coffee this morning.

Constipation is the sign of a cunt whoā€™s not enjoying life.

Sure donā€™t @Bandage and @Rocko drink 18 pints of lager most Friday evenings?

@Fitzy has the whole day to drink 18 pints, itā€™s water not alcohol, and most of the Central Coast is probably on fire now itā€™s nearly summer there, so youā€™d get fair thirsty with all that heat.

Iā€™d say itā€™s well doable.