Up your game swan muncher
Have you visited your cousin recently?
14 months. Heād been cruising etc for ages and then just walked around the house earlier 
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The fun intensifies now. Youāve a buddy to bring everywhere now
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I donāt.
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Thereās a serious bit of cabin fever that sets in with a firstborn. Once the initial elation subsides both husband and wife secretly start to wonder what in the fuck theyāve signed up to, she might well have the confidence of youth shaken from her and they both may as well accept that the bedroom isnāt the amusement park it once was, then thereās the lack of sleep, the howling, puking and mewling. Not to mention the baby blues being suffered by the mother/psychotic lunatic.
Allegedly, so Iāve heard etcā¦
A few posters here should be cut some slack, theyāre teetering on the brink as it is.
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Congrats @Chucks_Nwoko. He loves Sinead OāConnor and titties, he sounds like a great lad. Thereās a part of every foreign land that will remain forever Scotstown.
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Has to be done
So @Chucks_Nwoko I seem to have completely missed the star in the sky announcing your great news. Congratulations pal, delighted for you. Have ypu scoped out the Croatian/ Greek / italian based clubs in your area for him to start U5ās in a few years?
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Cheers pal. He can practically see the hallowed Heffron Park turf from his bedroom window so heās chomping at the bit already. What was the name of the club you said play there? Unfortunately, my beloved Loko Cove donāt waste their time with sprogs.
Iāve got Heffron Hawks (Aussie), South East Eagles (Greek) and Glebe (Irish/UK). Iāll monitor events over the next 5 years.
South East Eagles definitely
. If heās any good and can keep his disciplinary issues to a minimum, he should be able to kick up to a SAP program at an NPL club like APIA Leichhardt or Hakoah Sydney when heās 9.
Over my cold, dead body.
Thought youād like that alright.
The lads who catch up on their sleep before the child is born will be grand though.
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The sleep storage reservoir is an often underrated part of the human brain.
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@johnnysachs @anon61878697 et al - is there any substance to this Week 5 āleapā? I got a notification on the oul app this morning and Iām wondering if I need to go stay in a hotel for the night.
Yes. Lots of substance to itā¦not to worry, now that heās latched on your life partner will see the worst of it.
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And more of them leaps to come 
Iāll jump in a spare bedroom so.
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