Hard work ainât easy, and many arenât cut out for it. I feel sorry for those parents but even more so for their children. A parentâs love a simple yet indispensable thing for a child.
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Many are not. However, weâre hardwired in our cavepeople brains to reproduce. Also, the cultural pressures.
Many donât realise theyâre not cut out for it until itâs too late. I think a lot of people have children to fill a hole (pardon the pun), to try and satisfy a void, also a lack of sense of purpose in this life, and the fear of being alone with their own thoughts in later life, as well as an erratic, hail mary attempt to cover over the cracks in a relationship that stopped working.
I think kids are great, and admire competent parents, especially those willing to learn parenting tools that they were willing to identify that their own parents lacked. Likewise, I feel sorry for the children raised by the ignorant and the unteachable.
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And youâre a dub
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Iâd confidently say Iâm the best pqrent on the forum, probably in the entire world. That said ive no doubt that my kids will blame me for all their problemsâŚfor a while at least
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Ah tis great auld craic too though.
No doubt!
Tests a mans resolve.
I have taught my 3 the diarrhoea song. The little lad just knows the chorus but itâs the important part.
Driving in my jeep and Iâm glad my pants are cheap
Diarrhoea mm mm, diarrhoea mm mm.
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iâll admit, I laughed out loud
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I did it in the gutter on a piece of bread and butter diarrhoea
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People think itâs funny but itâs really thick and runny. DiarrhoeaâŚ, diarrhoea
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Hot and runny was the version I used chant.
Iâve taught mine the burping/belching one.
âExcuse me for being so rude, it was not me it was my food. It just came up to say hello and now itâs gone back down belowâ
Iâll be the proud Daddy when they shout it out loud in a public eating establishment in the near future. #smallwins
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I was running in the jungle hen my stomach starts to rumble
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Running down my ass like a snake in the grass.
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Me mudder wasnât in so i did it in the bin.
And my favorite
It comes from your bum like a bullet from a gunâŚ
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I hadnât heard that one.
Works best in a dublin accent but not essential
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It went down my leg like a soft boiled egg
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When youâre climbing up a ladder, and you hear something splatter