The Daddy Thread

[johnnysachs]

Exactly. Glad to know I haven’t forgotten and still doing it right.

[anon67715551]

@Chucks_Nwoko

Correct. And I won’t be signing off on any invoices for the next 2 weeks 

I can see Chucks with Chucky Jnr. in one of them backpack halter devices swaggering into the office to “look over a few things” in another week.

Oul’ wans cooing and smiling and praising Chucky Jnr. Meanwhile, the oul’ harridans will be muttering about what a cunt Chucks as soon as he departs.

That’s the natural order of things in the real world.

[Spidey]

@flattythehurdler

…A pal of mine went into labour there a few weeks ago. She went into the hospital at 6am. I called in at lunchtime, and she’d had her baby and gone home (second baby only)

Did her partner get to see her at all?

[Chucks_Nwoko]

@anon67715551

I can see

Always a positive for a man of your vintage

[Fat_Pox]

Yes. They want to have then on Easter Saturday night. My brother was baptized on an Easter Saturday much to the delight of my auld lady who goes on about it every year.

[gilgamboa]

@Julio_Geordio

And it puts you in the clear for a few months as well

Your not allowed to say that in front of @anon61878697

[johnnysachs]

Easter Saturday vigil might be the one so. Thanks lad.

[Fat_Pox]

A Saturday night christening sounds a lot more appealing than most other times.

[Julio_Geordio]

@gilgamboa

@Julio_Geordio

And it puts you in the clear for a few months as well

Your not allowed to say that in front of @chocolatemice

Cheek of him and he suckling on Mrs O’Sullivans tit

[Raylan]

Flatty called droit du seigneur

[anon61878697]

I don’t know why you bothered having kids.

[gilgamboa]

@anon61878697

I don’t know why you bothered having kids.

It wasnt to be burping them at 3 am anyways sham

[Bandage]

@Spidey

Did her partner get to see her at all?

Bird goes into labour at 6am and this lunatic arrives into the hospital at midday with a sculpture for her.

[balbec]

Of himself.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

He must have been going in to make sure the baba didn’t look like him

[flattythehurdler]

Calm down mate, I happened to be there in any case.
I’d clarify that I was talking to her husband who said she’d had the baby and to go in and say hello as her family were abroad.

[Bandage]

Soz pal.

[flattythehurdler]

OK hun.
It did sound creepy but I was trying to be nice.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@flattythehurdler

OK hun.
It did sound creepy but I was trying to be nice.

I had been given to understand that mothers of new babies dread and resent visits from non immediate family as all they want to do is rest and bond with the baby? Is this not the orthodoxy now?

[backinatracksuit]

Resent is too strong a word I’d say, in our experience we appreciated people going to the trouble but you never want to see visitors in the first few days