The Daddy Thread

Dunno mate. Probably.
She was out the gap in six hours.
I was only going in to say hello and see did she need anything.

Fairly poor form on her part legging it out of the hospital to avoid you. Did she take the baby with her?

Dunno, I only asked for her.

Out for a bite with the clan there and we had a lovely waitress, she had a short back and sides and was 50/50 looking gender wise.

Little princess was blunt enough asking are you a girl or a boy when she was dropping down the menus.

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Was the answer yes or no?

She answered with what do you think? In my opinion she opened the door for any amount of things back but luckily the small one guessed right and everyone got on swimmingly

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My life partner is friends with an American couple who’ve sent our 1-year old son a Valentine’s Day card from their 1-year old daughter. Will I tell them to tell little Ally to back the fuck off?

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What’s their financial status?

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OMG The Foggy Dew is his favourite song. Nothing mellows the little man like Sinead’s dulcet tone.

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Are this American couple living in Ireland?

They lived here for a few years up to around 18 months ago. They went home before little Ally was born.

Asleep a while now. The last thing he did before drifting off was shit in my arms and give me “that look”. Is there a better case of mixed emotions out there?

Would you not have a nappy on his arse?

You’re not a very bright individual, are you?

I’ve never been shit on by anyone bar myself

Sometimes the shit finds a way out past the nappy. I’ll tell you what I don’t miss nappies in the house.

Can’t say I’m surprised by that.

Look it, you came on to post about being shit on, kid. If you cant handle subsequent questions then maybe refrain from sharing. Did the child have a nappy on?

I can see you’re struggling again, so here goes; junior shit in his nappy whilst I was holding him.

The little eruption is not something you can ignore.

That’s all you had to say.