The Daddy Thread

[Locke]

The 1 cancels the 3. It’s like expected goals scored…

[iron_mike]

Gine out of the house since 6.15. Home less then an hour and the two are kicking off. They’re could be blood if this keeps up another 10 minutes.
Something to do with fucking make up and they’re not even going anywhere.

[iron_mike]

@mikehunt

Rascal started school in September and the daily drop off is similar to the start of a grand prix. They have 4 off road lanes at the front of the school. All road etiquette is scorned upon as parents seek to get out as the 4 lanes quickly merge into one at the gate.

Being a courteous person I generally let people away to fight and calmly exit when it has simmered down. It’s not a particularly busy road and I’m never in any rush as it’s only work I’m going back to. One day last week a very cheeky mother tore up the inside lane and undertook a few. I saw it happening so went to cut her off but it was obvious she was willing to cause a collision and knowing she had a slightly less valuable car she called my bluff and I folded. The seethe festered having been publicly humiliated in such a fashion. Being bullied by a woman in the school yard was not a good example to set for Rascal.

Yesterday at pick up time the stars aligned perfectly as I happened to be in the moving lane. I saw my nemesis run to the drivers seat, obviously in a rush but parked on the inside lane. She tried to edge out but I had momentum and she was forced to stop. I proceeded to let every other driver out ahead of me in the other two lanes. She was behind me on the main road too as she obviously bullied her way out behind me. I even stopped to let pedestrians walk across. I’m still chuckling away here to myself. In a life of many humiliations these small petty victories are to be enjoyed.

Did you get a sneaky peek at her seethe in your rear view mirror. Karma is fucking great

[bill]

Turn off the wi-fi

[iron_mike]

I cant. I’m trying to watch an aul documentary on the IPTV here

[fistoffury]

Change the password

[briantinnion]

It really is Christmas in the Tinnion house now. A poo that had been causing much distress and discomfort over the last 48 hours finally arrived this morning.

Everyone in great form now. Let the festivities truly begin.

[myboyblue]

@binkybarnes

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You’re growing mate

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

Beautiful gift received from a close friend

[myboyblue]

Lohan

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Had a similar situation here mate. Was thinking it was going to be a rough car journey down the country but she got it out of the way this morning. Thank fuck.

[myboyblue]

@briantinnion

It really is Christmas in the Tinnion house now. A poo that had been causing much distress and discomfort over the last 48 hours finally arrived this morning.

Everyone in great form now. Let the festivities truly begin.

Was it your own?

[Julio_Geordio]

Cocomelon is both a blessing and a curse

[carryharry]

[myboyblue]

Some grand young wans on this Starcamp yoke.

[ironmoth]

Any TFK’ers that have not yet signed in here may want put some in the bank.

To protect fertility, some men may want to consider freezing their sperm prior to vaccination.

Study investigates effects of COVID-19 vaccine on male fertility

Classy comment below the article:

Does this mean I confer immunity on my partner if I spuff on her jugs?

[Thomas_Brady]

Most of us independent thinkers on TFK have already voiced concern about the vaccine and expressed that they wont take up the offer of vaccination should it be offered. I think 25% was the figure from @EstebanSexface’s poll. It’s not about being right or wrong but vindication is always welcome.

[myboyblue]

After a week of home schoooing I doubt most here will be wanting anymore kids

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

The Vasectomy Matters thread will be busy

[Bandage]

cc @briantinnion, @tallback, @PhattPike, @Fat_Pox, @LetterkennyMan, @mikehunt, @Locke et al.