Our 6 month old has an incredible talent of sending shit up her back. Maybe it’s because she’s sitting up most of the time. Great little girl, something else to eat.
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You’ve enough childer already to know the drill here. The high chair would be worse for it. The amount of babygro’s I just fucked out after it. No money could pay you to clean the fuckers.
You’re eating her shit?
Seeing as shit was mentioned, the baby woke up around 5.20am this morning. I was trying to settle him, but he woke up the other fella. The older lad kicked off his pyjamas bottoms, ran into our room, hopped up onto the bed and was playing/rolling around. My other half quickly realised he’d taken a huge shit, which had seeped out the side of his nappy and there was now shit daubed all over our sheets and duvet cover. I was therefore given the task of changing the nappy and then changing the shitty bedclothes, while the other three got up. All before 6am. FML life.
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Not half quickly enough. First order of the day, empty the trailer.
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So the eldest drank a full bottle of vodka last night.
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How’s that going mike?
Not great now kid. Not great at all
A full bottle. I suppose anything less than a hospital visit is a bonus
And plenty of puke and tears to boot
woh woh
keep that bottle away for as long as you can man or else you are feeding the kid at 0400…
look yeah. the first 6 months women go nuts allright ,character building tho for the relationship
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Life lesson. We’ve all done it.
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You need to make her feel the pain of the hangover kid and not let her wallow in it. Work her for the day
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Tell her to look on the bright side…at least it wasn’t a bottle of good whiskey
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Ah look at. I was half expecting something like this. It’s the first time since the start if this whole covid thing that she’s actually let go a bit.
Get her out chopping sticks. That’ll learn her.
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Leave her off. We’ve all been there.
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She’s feeling much worse than anything anyone could say to her. Let her suffer away. Rite of passage.
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