The Dating Thread - Part II

[Locke]

Take a good shit @Tassotti before you go and don’t forget to wipe your hole well as you’d never know how good it’ll go

[Tassotti]

This is bumble.

[Julio_Geordio]

@Tassotti

This is bumble.

No update on the other one?

[Tassotti]

No. Well yes. But no. Life is complicated. I have a big tomorrow at 4. I’ll keep ye post

[Bandage]

Good luck @Tassotti. Happy to provide a testimonial if you need one.

[Julio_Geordio]

“He could be anything” ~ Bandage

[Loko_Cove]

PB in the morning, shower, bit of breakfast and stroll for a coffee. Ready to go then in the afternoon

[Julio_Geordio]

@Bandage

Let this be a thread to provide members with support, guidance, encouragement and wise counsel in affairs of the heart.

TFK gives members a broad snapshot of the Irish population and, even though I don’t know everyone’s personal circumstances, I’m aware that we have married members (like Locke and Appendage), engaged members (like Rocko), members in relationships (like Mac and Fran), gay members (like AllChangePlease and Flano), members who prowl around town looking for a bit (like Sledgehammer and Jugs) and members with personal experience of incest (like Farmer banging his Aunty and cesc4 scoring his first cousin). We even have a girl now (Mairegangaire) so I think we have all the bases covered.

But Ireland is a different place now than it was for previous generations. No longer are there showbands, cils, hops and all that scheidt and no longer will you pull your future wife by walking up to her and asking, ‘Would you care for a mineral?’ like the smooth Bandage Senior did all those years ago.

I’ll get the debate going by discussing tactics - should you go for the absolute hottest birds in the club with the aim of getting something on the way down your list or go ugly early to avoid the rush? The temptation is always there to go for the mingbag dogs and fatties straight away in order to avoid a plethora of rejections from the decent birds but more and more I’m coming around to the way of thinking that says you need to be brash, cocky and confident and approach hotties only.

Frankly, there’s nothing worse than some absolute rotten bowler who thinks she’s all that. It’s particularly annoying when you pull a dog and you think it’s a certainty that she’ll put out and be grateful for it but then she decides she’s not that cheap and wants to be respected and brought on dates before she’ll even consider giving you a handjob.

You need to be particularly wary of fatties in such instances as these whales will use the whole ‘I want us to go on a proper date before we do anything’ routine as a rouse merely to get a free dinner out of you. The big fat dykes will then order some appetisers, two starters, a big fillet of steak and then polish off a chocolate brownie and expect you to pay for it. Where’s the equality now Tubby?

Conclusion: All these stupid shows like Sex And The City and crap magazines like Cosmopolitan have made birds, even horrendously ugly messes, believe that they’re outstandingly hot and sassy. As a result, the most obscene munters think they can wrap blokes around their fat, stumpy, little fingers and they might not necessarily put out straight away. Therefore, there’s no point investing time in these rhinos when you could be setting up a bit of pulling and dragging with a hottie. Yes, I’m clear on this now - approaches should be made to hotties first all the time, with fatties only providing a back-up option in extreme emergencies. After all, why would you select Andriy Voronin if Fernando Torres was fit and in form?

Any opinions?

Please feel free to broaden the topic out to any other aspect of the dating game that interests you.

TFK and @Bandage have seen some great personal growth over the last 12 years

[maroonandwhite]

@Bandage

You need to be particularly wary of fatties in such instances as these whales will use the whole ‘I want us to go on a proper date before we do anything’ routine as a rouse merely to get a free dinner out of you. The big fat dykes will then order some appetisers, two starters, a big fillet of steak and then polish off a chocolate brownie and expect you to pay for it. Where’s the equality now Tubby?

Conclusion: All these stupid shows like Sex And The City and crap magazines like Cosmopolitan have made birds, even horrendously ugly messes, believe that they’re outstandingly hot and sassy. As a result, the most obscene munters think they can wrap blokes around their fat, stumpy, little fingers and they might not necessarily put out straight away.

Who was she @Bandage, who hurt you?

[glenshane]

@Tassotti…ask ber why she decided to meet you …did she come for forgiveness, to raise the dead or to play jesus to.rhe lepers in her head.
These are important questions

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Julio_Geordio

“He could be anything” ~ Bandage

“He should be running the country”

[Tassotti]

Here we go! See ye on the other side

[KinvarasPassion]

Good luck mate.

[glenshane]

The only bad break you could get is if she turns out to be a virgin…or a cop

Play It Again, Sam (2/10) Movie CLIP - Getting Ready for a Date (1972) HD

[iron_mike]

And now we’re starting over again,
It’s not the easiest thing to do
I’m feeling inside again
Cause everytime I look at you
I know were starting over again
This time we’ll love all the pain away
Welcome home my lover and friend
We are starting over, over again

[habanerocat]

The tension is killing me. It’s 16:30 and no word back yet.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

The nation hold its breath

[anon67715551]

He’s not meeting her for a fucking 99 and a squeeze.
You’ll all be glad you were here today, this day might go down in history.

[flattythehurdler]

Who’s he actually meeting?

[Bandage]

@flattythehurdler

Who’s he actually meeting?

Fintan’s mother.