I hope it doesn’t turn out to be his sister🙈
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I’m on the tube home now. It went well
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I fucking knew this would go well, that outfit was an inspired effort.
I told you it could pay to be bold
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…but not that well…
I don’t have sex on the first night
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But you could have let her have a go…
So what are the rules and mechanics of dating during a pandemic?
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours
Stop trying to change the subject
He’ll seduce her in the future
When shes feeling looser
Very happy to announce a very successfull bumble date no 2 there amidst the riots in Kennington Park. Actually this is one for I’m on top of the world thread
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Bumble date no 3. An incredible success. This could be going somewhere. 4 hours spent on Clapham Common on yet another socially distant date but the basic ingredients are there. Glad to report, The 2m rule was contravened on more than one occasion and blatantly disregarded as the afternoon wore on.
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Great stuff mate.
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Nuff said 
You’ll give John & Aoibhin their biggest day yet.
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That’s great work. I hope she’s an Iskra Lawrence type lass, with fine looks and an arse you could serve tea off.
I can see it now, the sophisticated Nogra rubbing shoulders with Londons finest. @tassotti working the crowd and Sharon Shannon and @hbv knocking out a few tunes in the background.
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There won’t be a cow milked from Spanish Point to Bellharbour.
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And the groom leaning on the altar throwing up into the collection plate
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FFS…