Oh jesus yeah, unreal thighs. I have to be careful here. Don’t fuck it up. @TheUlteriorMotive I dropped in the chiffron trenches in conversation about fashion. It led to an hour long conversation about Anna Wintour. What a result mate. What a result. The way I say “Anna wintour” and “carl largerfeld” in a Kilfenora accent. She was putty in my hands
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Have you been keeping up?
Why do ye Nordies always have to lower the tone of the place?
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It’s been low all day…I was merely referencing an earlier discussion. I don’t deserve this blackguarding
I’ll sort him for life
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The style at the wedding will be unreal.
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It’ll be chambray shirts, flat caps and military coats on the stag
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I’m in a very bad mood today but I went to a beach outside Brighton for a bit of Sun. Its roasting again today. I had the speedos on, jesus the amount of people giving me the eye, one particular lady. God she was unreal. I made a bit of small talk about how the nice the water was to swim in as she planted herself beside me with the 2m rule seriously called into question
I knew by her Parisian style she was a different proposition the type if chav you’d normally see. That Kilfenora accent must be a real gamechanger for sophisticated British women. I have a serious knowledge of Yves saint Laurent and Karl Lagerfeld aswell. A lot of chat ensued. Numbers were exchanged even though I have met some else. I’m having two cans of Guinness stout now and going home.
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Women with massive fat arses nut but otherwise thin. They are unreal
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If only I’d known
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That book found in the misogynist section of Eason’s?
I don’t know witch section it’s found in
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I’m getting a vision of Del Trotter here murmuring “Mon dieu Bonetti” while quaffing a pina colada…
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how is the dating going for those during lockdown? Have a brother here yday after a first date bemoaning walks on promenade, icecream etc. @Tassotti @Tank @BruidheanChaorthainn
Ice cream in January in Ireland? I’d say she ran a mile.
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Boozer/cafe/restaurant not an option, outdoor your only avenue.
Theres basically no point in meeting a woman to go walking around the park with no booze.
Tough going.
I thought you were a confident guy?