The Dodger is in trouble

I take it the late Mr Carey had a daughter late on in life

The will must have been drawn up years ago so. Seemingly she’s about 30 now.

Poor reporting.

Hardly surprising considering the source.

Even the headline… A superfluous ‘brother’ that just makes it confusing. Who edits this shit?

Black Cat, black kittens

DJ has been charged

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He wasn’t feeling 100%.

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Nothing worse than a Dodgy charger

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Will he be in a dual cell or a single cell?

He’s well out of credit by now.

You can guarantee he’ll take every step possible before he finds the gaol

If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.

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He’s getting a lot of coverage

I hear he is doing a series of intimate concerts to raise money.

DJ live and unplugged

He won’t fret, he has a lot of influential people plucking strings for him.

I wonder is he being tagged with an electronic device.

He mightn’t get a great reception off a jury.

And to make matters worse he’s missing the bloody Ryder Cup.

I can remember seeing that photo and thinking poor man. It’s so obviously an iPhone charger it’s GUBU

If only he’d thought of this he’d be a millionaire now.

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