The Drunk in work thread

Things
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Singing in

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Ho hup, although I slept in, so not in yet

Fairly sure I smell like a brewery

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signing in.

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If you go for a dump and it smells of what you were drinking the night before, is it a good or bad thing?

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Normally a sign that you were drinking Vodka and Red Bull the night before

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[quote=“chewy louie, post: 730647”]

Normally a sign that you were drinking Vodka and Red Bull the night before[/quote]

Didn’t have any of them chewy, mostly Guinness and 1 yager bomb

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Stop drinking shit.

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Had a few hints last night. Am feeling ok but hungry eating a kit kat chocolate santa claus at the moment.

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drunk

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[quote=“croppy_boy, post: 730649”]

Stop drinking shit.[/quote]

I hope that sounded funnier in your head…

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But of course, everything does.

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Still stuck to the pillow. I stink of curry and am afraid to fart. I have no memory of events from 11 on wards. Guzzled about 8 glasses of wine with dinner. Yurt.

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I’m trapped in a glass cage of emotion

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I hope my house mate is out, for when I rise I’m going straight for her knickers for a wank. I’ll probably just sniff them as I don’t have the energy to put them on.

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I have a hipflask full of BlackBush in today :pint:

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And here comes the hangover :ph34r:

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:frowning:

I’m off drinking again at 3. I hope I get in there before the hangover kicks in
:pint:

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I’ll be heading for dump number 2 shortly, if it smells of drink I’ll make sure to update the thread

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You disgust me you pig.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: