The Daddy Thread

God noā€¦ They are bad en3šŸ˜‚

Iā€™ve a brother something similar, poor fucker looks haunted.

Similar to investing in a pension fund (withiut tax benefit). You can pick level of risk you are comfortable with. Less risky funds will give fuck all return though in reality

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Are you trying to work the day job as well? Sounds like hell. They are a busy age

Not really anymoreā€¦ Doing a few hrs in the eve if herself gets fin on time. Work sat of I canā€¦ Iā€™ve a few doors to make up and fit for a guy up the road so in between stuff Iā€™m doing a bit

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I have the 3 and 5 year old on my own 3 days a week while trying to WFH. Not fun.

Young fella (3) has taken a serious dislike to me too. He told me we could be friends as long as I stayed out of his way and not be saying stuff while he was doing ā€œthingsā€.

About an hour later I caught him trying to climb up to a high press. Went to stop him and he starts screaming ā€œno no no remember our dealā€

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Youā€™d have to admire the little fella.

Treaty Jr that is.

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The Tipp is strong in this one :clap:

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I grabbed a few of these before the lockdown, life savers if youā€™ve a bit of tarmac

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Old school M

I was at a work Christmas party one year when the lad beside me described it as ā€˜a parsimonious affairā€™ā€¦ I nodded but hadnā€™t a clue what he meantā€¦ It was an Italian restaurant so thought it was a play on parmesanā€¦

Terrible 3ā€™s :pensive:

The poor young fella is only copying his father.

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Wishing tree, wishing tree
Please share your wonderful wishes with me
Please share your wonderful wishes with me
Please share your wonderful wishes with me

Wishing tree, share with me
Tiny wishes, one two three
Wishing tree please share with me
Magic power for you and me
(wishing wishing, wishing wishing)
(wishing wishing, wishing wishing)
Magic power in the wishing tree

Shoots self

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Countdown: 74 days until creches can open for one day per week.

Ok dadsā€¦ Sheā€™s at that age now where she loves songsā€¦baby shark a big favourite, especially when daddy does the actions. What other block busting beats do you recommend?

Wheels on the Bus a big favourite right now

Although I Am The Resurrection came on the radio this morning and she was bang into that.

Thereā€™s loads of kids tunes on YouTube that she was mad into. ā€˜One Potatoā€™, ā€˜One Little Fingerā€™ etc

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Oh God wheels in the bus :+1: