The Galway Criticism Thread

Whats this you braindead jackeen blowhard?

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A great goal, shouldn’t be posted in this thread though.

Great ball into him to :wink:

Chunky Hayes trancsends Hurling

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As long as he transcends relegation

Its like they stuck up two sets of goalposts in the middle of Connemara.

Which in truth they did

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What age were you when you stopped bothering going to watch Galway play in All Ireland Hurling Finals?

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The top 3 stories here are all rather depressing as you scroll down. Galway turning into Croydon before our very eyes

Sad to see Griffins Bakery gone. We used to love the big, long pan of bread that they used to have on the top of the counter. The bus to Salthill used to stop near them when there was traffic on Shop St…

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Has the cat killer moved over?

Oughterard, a definition

Pronounced ewk-ter-árd.
See also: Little Rock, Smethwick,
Enoch, Port Elizabeth…
A good place to illegally ditch
old fridges, huge yellow couches,
detached wardrobe doors,
mattresses with the springs
poking out of them.
Locals will know why you’ve done it
and a few will privately accept your verdict.

The perfect location to toss
brimming colostomy bags
out the windows of speeding vehicles
in the hope some member of
the County Council will think
it’s free curry sauce and drown
their chips in the contents.

And the old lady in the charity shop
will snap your hand off
to take all the World War Two
Germany army helmets you have
because there’s some who blew through here recently
who like to put them on
while making right-handed
love to themselves
in front of the unforgiving mirror
with the overhead lights blazing
like their own private
torch-lit procession.

Kevin Higgins

All Oughterard has ever given to anybody else is cryptosporidium

You’ll get the @Jimmy_Mc_Nulty treatment if you’re not careful Laz

Hey @Jimmy_Mc_Nulty, Fuck you

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Are limerick dublin and waterford the top 3?

Unfortunately the lonely planet has dropped to 134th in the list of ‘Cities Around the World’ surveys this year.

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It’s utter bollox.
In any case, limerick city is nicer than galway city.

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I’m giving that a “like”.