He might as well have bought a bucket of KFC.
Was it fermented?
They probably just fucked a load of cheap malt vinegar in on top of a cabbage.
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It was. Cabbage water and salt only ingredients.
However the Pasteurisation seems to be a problem.
The Kefir is I am happy to report unpasteurised.
I was only thinking yesterday that I must get some kefir… Will buttermilk do?
Fermented and pasteurized. You literally couldn’t make it up.
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Very plain. I throw caraway seeds and juniper berries into mine
I hope the forum doesn’t get shut down before forumites find out how my kimchi turned out.
Unreal.
Anyone here ever have their gallbladder removed? Have you noticed your stomach is dicey a lot more since?
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Anybody ever tried Fecal transplants. 
What?
Any lad not doing these may as well decline a ventilator if the worst comes to past
Yes, some people have
I have a colonoscopy tomorrow so I’m drinking a thing called moviprep tonight to make sure I’m all empty for it … and … holy jesus fucking christ, excuse my language, this thing is unreal. I’m literally sitting on the toilet, grand, not a bother on me, texting away, while a brown fountain shoots out of my asshole like a dirty hose.
I want to make a run to my bedroom to grab my laptop but I honestly dont know if I could go 30 seconds there and back without shitting myself.
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You have my sympathies. A frightful process.