The hope McIlroy wins thread


#121

Signing the fuck in. :ireland:

Up yer bollix Reed :us:


#122

Reed is a southern boy, won’t collapse. Rory needs to bring his A game if he wants to win.


#123

Is it because he’s southern that he won’t choke?
Rory will destroy this fella*

I haven’t seen one shot and never heard of the other lad before right now


#124

Southerners don’t choke pal.


#125

Doug Sanders, Scott Norwood


#126

How’s Rory doing lads? Will be able to hide today when the collapse happens? What grouping is he ‘out in’?


#127

The last group. Is this another one of your crusades against a ‘clipe’ ?


#128

What’s pube head winning by?


#129

Hoping for a Tipp league win and our Rors to finish off the day as only the sixth major slam career winner in the gentleman’s game.

A feast of sport awaits


#130

Aye. I’m just sitting down to the spuds now to get them out of the way


#131

But neither will the Northerner


#132

Who’s it going to be

629237101_j77s


#133

McIlroy v Reed promises to be a modern day re-enactment of the American Civil War.

The northerner and supporter of the Union* versus the southerner who supports slavery (through his association with Nike).

*Who also supports slavery through his association with Nike.

I just hope Ken Burns doesn’t make an interminably boring documentary about it. Actually, Sky Sports’ interminably boring coverage will sort of fulfil that function, come to think of it.


#134

Losing by three


#135

Huh? I just wanna enjoy the drama. Will he be on tv a lot being in the last group?


#136

Here you go kid. BBC2 coverage starts at 18:30.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/golf/2018/04/08/masters-2018-tee-times-final-round-including-rory-mcilroy-vs/


#137

Rory is always on tv every time he plays. Rory is box office.


#138

Oh I know, everyone loves car crash tv.


#139

What are the tv ratings for golf?


#140

Looking like he’s going to Win THE OPEN now.


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