Cork x 2
Bullet points.
-I was an amazing free kick taker so I was baaays.
itâs amazing none of you think a lad on here could kick that, especially a lad as amazing as me. Baaaays.
-I couldnât kick that.
In fairness to ya a lot of lads would be pricking at this at training⌠Many a one went over⌠Decent skill all the same
He wouldnât kick spuds to ducks
Ah sure lookit, weâre all good at something I suppose.
Have you any talents that would make you stand out from a crowd?
I never said i could kick that score like yer man, I said i couldnât,
One of my first senior games many moonâs ago we won a sideline ball near the 14. I placed it, stepped back and put it over. The fat cunt of a ref was delighted running in blowing the whistle after the umpire put the flag up to disallow it and give a throw ball. I didnât realise it was illegal to take a sideline off the ground and the ref was not at all bothered to say it before I kicked it. The prick.
Another fairy story
I nearly got trials with Barcelona once.
Shane Rice on insta has one of these kicks posted on a daily basis.
Any lad not getting down 20 mins before training to ping these should have his Snapchat taken off him
Thatâs the thing, when I played I practiced the fuck out of it. Iâd be at training a half an hour early and stay back after everybody else if there was light, in the summer Iâd often rock up to the field with a pal and a bag of balls , just practicing frees
I nutmegged John O Shea once
I once scored more goals from centre half than Glenn Crowe did in a game before
St Mochtaâs?
He was playing for them yes
Did you ever score for the TFK Astro team though, eh, huh?!?
Ok guys.
Enough of trying to one up The Bob Radcliffe Cup winner here.
Weâll need to know venue, refereeâs identity, your make of boots and the opposition in order to verify this.
#IBelieveHim
Iâm the only fella I know who asked the Gardai to go back for a lie in when they tried to release me from a night in the cells at 5 am cos the buses werenât running yet and a taxi to Fingal would have been too expensive.
I used to do this 3 times a game, but I donât like to go on about it