The Kyle wrecks your head thread

So what’s Kyle’s actual defence that’s been put forward here?

It wasnt him doing the assaulting, it’s a case of mistaken identity.

He plays hurling for Limerick

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He may as well take the blame for this. Concurrent sentences

Blame should always fall on the worst hurler in a family

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Ask not what my county can do for you, but what you can do for you county.

Hammy Dawson and a few more should be down in the courts doing an “I’m Spartacus” if they really love their county

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The brother would have been better only for the clink

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:slightly_smiling_face::slightly_smiling_face:
It’s awful, but I’ll greatly miss this thread when it’s gone.

Going by a lot of the evidence you could equally argue that the only reason he is on trial in the first place is because he plays hurling for Limerick!

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Well, you could argue that. :joy:

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Haha FFS, that was a good one. Argument about as good as Kyle’s Shaggy defence.

Be some defense :smiley:

“Don’t you know who I am?”

A summary of the majority of the evidence would be “There was a fight, loads of people were involved. I couldn’t see anything specific but Kyle Hayes was there alright, I recognised him”

If it was anyone else it would wouldn’t have made court.

@Breaking_my_balls when he got the call to pull on the cloak and go to war again on the INTERNET

They Pull Me Back In Al Pacino GIF by The Godfather

I’ll retire for good if we can get Kyle free. That’s a promise

It’s a hell of a thing, ain’t it, killin’ a man on the INTERNET. You take everything he’s got… and everything he’s ever gonna have…

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Sure there’s been at least six fellas in court over
It.

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The burden of proof is on the prosecution. I think it’s been fairly sketchy

Is Hayes’s legal team offering the “he comes from a good family” excuse? :grinning: