The Let Kev at your Back thread

CM you poor cunt :o

Thanks, pal. Seem to be over the worst of it. Cunt of a thing tho and must be horrible for young/old folk. I was going at it for about 7hrs and Iā€™m in bed here supposedly for the day to restrict contact as much as recoverā€¦ but Iā€™m bored out of my head already.

Itā€™ll make a change from talking through your hole as you usually doā€¦me oul china!

Cheers pal.

:lol:

Youā€™ll be in good fettle for the Christmasā€¦wrap up well though :wink:

Not so much looking for advice, but thought Iā€™d share and seemed like the most appropriate thread.

I fainted in the shower yesterday morning. Came down with the flu on Wednesday and got an awful nightā€™s sleep Wednesday night. Was feeling like utter shit when I got out of bed, and around a minute into my shower I started to feel very light headed and think I was grabbing on to the bath screen. Next thing I know I was waking up on my back. Think I was only out for a couple of seconds. Fucking scary experience. Must have cracked my jaw on the way down too. Itā€™s swollen up badly enough. Looks like I have half a double chin.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_happens_if_you_get_light_headed_during_the_peak_of_masturbation]http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_happens_if_you_get_light_headed_during_the_peak_of_masturbation

Stay in bed in future mate, ouch.

If I had a wank that was so good that I fainted after it, I wouldnā€™t be afraid to tell the story.

:lol:

Got a knock to the knee that has me a little worriedā€¦ At indoor football, I fully extend leg and just about got a toe to the ball but the man caught me on the knee with something. It felt like a dead knee at first and was quite painful but that subdued soon enough. Itā€™s swollen now but I can bend it and walk no problem, just a bit of tenderness on the top of the knee bone but like I said Itā€™s nicely swollen. A mild dose of hyperextension ? Or slight sprain? I just did two squats there and did them no problem and pain free so I know Itā€™s nothing as drastic as ACL etc.

With all due respect CMā€¦ fuck your knee. I have spent the last 20 mins puking and Iā€™m not done yet.

I want to be pitied ye cunts.

Impact injury, man upā€¦

[quote=ā€œKinvaraā€™s Passion, post: 767387, member: 686ā€]With all due respect CMā€¦ fuck your knee. I have spent the last 20 mins puking and Iā€™m not done yet.

I want to be pitied ye cunts.[/quote]

You follow Galway GAA, you get our permanent pity

You should have decked the lad. Youā€™d be feeling better about yourself if you had sought (and carried out an act of) retribution. The pain in your knee is just your brainā€™s way of complaining about your cowardice. Hunt this man down, give him an almight beating and you wonā€™t have a pain in your knee any more.

I made it to work anyway.

Contractors donā€™t do sick days.

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m thinking, but with the knee I just want to be carefulā€¦ Friday is squat dayā€¦

I reckon I have a hyper extension injury to my elbow going back to a match that was played nearly 6 weeks ago.
Get a severe pain in it now for about 5 mins any time I over extend it in a match or training. After it happens once, it tends to be ok then for the rest of the game, but will flare up again the next night.