The Let Kev at your Back thread

[Horsebox]

@ChocolateMice

Have you tried shoving your thumb up your arse?

There was a time when I would see that Chocolate Mice had replied to my post and I would know that there will be some helpful advice or golden nugget of information waiting for me once I clicked that alert.

Sadly, that is no more.

[anon61956325]

[QUOTE=“Horsebox, post: 1034452, member: 1537”]There was a time when I would see that Chocolate Mice had replied to my post and I would know that there will be some helpful advice or golden nugget of information waiting for me once I clicked that alert.

Sadly, that is no more.[/QUOTE]

it’s aids, pal… it’s as obvious as day. I was telling you to plug your hole to stop you from spreading it to others.

[Horsebox]

@Horsebox

I was warming up on the bike this evening and I started getting a sharp pain in my knee, felt like it was behind the kneecap. A small dark purple blemish came up on my knee so I stopped on the bike. I went through my circuits and it was fine but that’s the second time in a week this has happened. Any ideas? Ebola?

Right lads, this isn’t funny anymore. Felt a bit of a twinge on the bike in the first minute or so this evening but kept going and it was grand. After about 20 minutes though it started getting sore again and I looked down and my knee was all purple and looked a little swollen so I stopped. It’s grand now since I’ve stopped and returned back to it’s normal sexy colour. What’s going on here? Anybody? @Richie Mac an Breathnach ?

[KinvarasPassion]

@Horsebox

Right lads, this isn’t funny anymore. Felt a bit of a twinge on the bike in the first minute or so this evening but kept going and it was grand. After about 20 minutes though it started getting sore again and I looked down and my knee was all purple and looked a little swollen so I stopped. It’s grand now since I’ve stopped and returned back to it’s normal sexy colour. What’s going on here? Anybody? @Richie Mac an Breathnach ?

Are you menstruating pal?

[Mac]

@Horsebox

Right lads, this isn’t funny anymore. Felt a bit of a twinge on the bike in the first minute or so this evening but kept going and it was grand. After about 20 minutes though it started getting sore again and I looked down and my knee was all purple and looked a little swollen so I stopped. It’s grand now since I’ve stopped and returned back to it’s normal sexy colour. What’s going on here? Anybody? @Richie Mac an Breathnach ?

Definitely TB

[Horsebox]

@Kinvara's Passion

Are you menstruating pal?

@Mac

Definitely TB

If I didn’t know better, I’d think you chaps weren’t taking me seriously.

[glasagusban]

@Horsebox

Right lads, this isn’t funny anymore. Felt a bit of a twinge on the bike in the first minute or so this evening but kept going and it was grand. After about 20 minutes though it started getting sore again and I looked down and my knee was all purple and looked a little swollen so I stopped. It’s grand now since I’ve stopped and returned back to it’s normal sexy colour. What’s going on here? Anybody? @Richie Mac an Breathnach ?

Horsey mate, the key thing here is not to turn into a whiny little bitch like that @ChocolateMice bint when she was moaning about her back.

[anon61956325]

@glasagusban

Horsey mate, the key thing here is not to turn into a whiny little bitch like that @ChocolateMice bint when she was moaning about her back.

Top advice… Just keep going as you’re going @Horsebox, it will be fine.

[Juhniallio]

@Horsebox

Right lads, this isn’t funny anymore. Felt a bit of a twinge on the bike in the first minute or so this evening but kept going and it was grand. After about 20 minutes though it started getting sore again and I looked down and my knee was all purple and looked a little swollen so I stopped. It’s grand now since I’ve stopped and returned back to it’s normal sexy colour. What’s going on here? Anybody? @Richie Mac an Breathnach ?

This is nothing to be worried about. In fact, it means you"re doing really well. You’ve obviously hit a purple patch.

[Tassotti]

I have a massive bulging vein on the right hand side of my forehead for the last 24 hours, I am starting to get very worried, I had a minor accident last week that required 5 stitches on the top of my head, just to the right hand side, and it causes me a bit of discomfort when I try to sleep, I wonder has this anything to do with it, its fucked up looking and looks like it is about to burst

[TreatyStones]

@Tassotti

I have a massive bulging vein on the right hand side of my forehead for the last 24 hours, I am starting to get very worried, I had a minor accident last week that required 5 stitches on the top of my head, just to the right hand side, and it causes me a bit of discomfort when I try to sleep, I wonder has this anything to do with it, its fucked up looking and looks like it is about to burst

The previous vein used for blood flow was probably damaged in your accident so now the blood is bypassing it and more blood is flowing through the other vein causing it to protrude.

[KinvarasPassion]

@TreatyStones

The previous vein used for blood flow was probably damaged in your accident so now the blood is bypassing it and more blood is flowing through the other vein causing it to protrude.

This is not some fucking HTTP queuing issue you are troubleshooting mate, this @Tassotti head we are talking about.

[Raylan]

@Tassotti

I have a massive bulging vein on the right hand side of my forehead for the last 24 hours, I am starting to get very worried, I had a minor accident last week that required 5 stitches on the top of my head, just to the right hand side, and it causes me a bit of discomfort when I try to sleep, I wonder has this anything to do with it, its fucked up looking and looks like it is about to burst

I have it on good authority you’re having a nervous breakdown

[Julio_Geordio]

@Horsebox

Right lads, this isn’t funny anymore. Felt a bit of a twinge on the bike in the first minute or so this evening but kept going and it was grand. After about 20 minutes though it started getting sore again and I looked down and my knee was all purple and looked a little swollen so I stopped. It’s grand now since I’ve stopped and returned back to it’s normal sexy colour. What’s going on here? Anybody? @Richie Mac an Breathnach ?

Take off the super tight cycling shorts mate, they’re cutting off circulation

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

@Kinvara's Passion

This is not some fucking HTTP queuing issue you are troubleshooting mate, this @Tassotti head we are talking about.

Same difference

[KinvarasPassion]

Hurling training in 3 hours time. Game on Saturday.

I am fucked with a cunt of flu here. Lethargic as fuck. But I need to get ‘my eye in’ in preparation for the game so I am hell bent on training tonight.

What do I load up in the next few hours to get me through?

[glasagusban]

[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1127434, member: 686”]Hurling training in 3 hours time. Game on Saturday.

I am fucked with a cunt of flu here. Lethargic as fuck. But I need to get ‘my eye in’ in preparation for the game so I am hell bent on training tonight.

What do I load up in the next few hours to get me through?[/QUOTE]
You’re not within reach of buying some sort of pre-workout formula/fuel that might have long term health impacts but would have you wired to fuck for training, by any chance?

[Juhniallio]

[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1127434, member: 686”]Hurling training in 3 hours time. Game on Saturday.

I am fucked with a cunt of flu here. Lethargic as fuck. But I need to get ‘my eye in’ in preparation for the game so I am hell bent on training tonight.

What do I load up in the next few hours to get me through?[/QUOTE]

Read every one of tassotti’s posts over the last 6 months and you’ll be fucking flying.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1127434, member: 686”]Hurling training in 3 hours time. Game on Saturday.

I am fucked with a cunt of flu here. Lethargic as fuck. But I need to get ‘my eye in’ in preparation for the game so I am hell bent on training tonight.

What do I load up in the next few hours to get me through?[/QUOTE]

there something in the papers today about must have diet pills, give them a shot

[TheUlteriorMotive]

[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1127434, member: 686”]Hurling training in 3 hours time. Game on Saturday.

I am fucked with a cunt of flu here. Lethargic as fuck. But I need to get ‘my eye in’ in preparation for the game so I am hell bent on training tonight.

What do I load up in the next few hours to get me through?[/QUOTE]

plate of pasta now and a couple of bananas

20 minutes before you train eat a big bag of jelly babies and drink 3 espressos