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@Kinvara’s Passion you need a day old toasted cheese sandwich

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[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1127434, member: 686”]Hurling training in 3 hours time. Game on Saturday.

I am fucked with a cunt of flu here. Lethargic as fuck. But I need to get ‘my eye in’ in preparation for the game so I am hell bent on training tonight.

What do I load up in the next few hours to get me through?[/QUOTE]

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Also 1000mg of Ester C every hour and you’ll be better by morning

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[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1127434, member: 686”]Hurling training in 3 hours time. Game on Saturday.

I am fucked with a cunt of flu here. Lethargic as fuck. But I need to get ‘my eye in’ in preparation for the game so I am hell bent on training tonight.

What do I load up in the next few hours to get me through?[/QUOTE]
Sit it out, pal. If you contract pneumonia tonight from training when ill and pop your clogs over the weekend, they’ll get the game postponed and then week after it’ll be a quick burst of “let’s win this one for KP” in the dressing room. They’ll lose. Your family will donate the KP Memorial trophy which will be played for three years before its lost and never played for again. You won’t even be a footnote in the clubs history. Better off to be on the back row far right of the team photo in a pair of tracksuit bottoms.

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You’re taking a long time to get over the dog, Fagan.

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[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1127434, member: 686”]Hurling training in 3 hours time. Game on Saturday.

I am fucked with a cunt of flu here. Lethargic as fuck. But I need to get ‘my eye in’ in preparation for the game so I am hell bent on training tonight.

What do I load up in the next few hours to get me through?[/QUOTE]

Nothing you can take will help you now, mate. It’s all about the battle between body and soul. Positive Mental Visualisation is the key.

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Thanks lads, some great input.

I also have a rogue erection for dealing with… a combo of the Ester C and the coffee no doubt. Oh well…

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l’arginine and pycnogenol :wink: :slight_smile: :popcorn:

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That went a lot better than expected. Definitely nailed down a jersey for the weekend.
Some of the young fellas on show are a disgrace, its hard to tell them straight but no point in dressing it up either.

Tis Junior I suppose.

Going to bed shortly.

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[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1127639, member: 686”]That went a lot better than expected. Definitely nailed down a jersey for the weekend.
Some of the young fellas on show are a disgrace, its hard to tell them straight but no point in dressing it up either.

Tis Junior I suppose.

Going to bed shortly.[/QUOTE]
Young lads don’t give a fuck anymore.

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They don’t and maybe they are right. Giving a fuck comes with age for the majority of folk.

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Possibly right too, but its hard to take. I’m probably jealous.

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Did yee give a fuck when you were young?

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Yep, too much most likely, as alluded to in my previous post.

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Not a single fuck. Regret sometimes but you couldn’t tell me at the time. The first senior game championship game I played was 8 hours after leaving a rave in whites hotel in Lisdoon. Can of red bull in the dressing room and off again. Madness looking back.

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something similar although probably at a higher sporting level, i played a game of kerbs when i was stoned before

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:eek::eek:

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No surprise you’ve always been a defender of Lance ever since.

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And took part in a very strange game of volleyball after all the participants had eaten mushrooms…

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What’s the best way of ironing out the knots in the calf muscles?