In the right place at the right time.
Like all good strikers 
3-4 now. This game is on fucking steroids.
At least Villa lost 
Slab with another levels it up at Barnsley
Lost 2-1 fucksake
A good win against Middlesborough at the weekend, 4th position now. Crucial game against 5th placed Leeds up next and then a visit to Sheffield Wednesday. I’m feeling more optimistic.
Assombolonga said to have missed a couple of sitters on purpose. What a man
We’re well on top of the Toon at the moment, should be more than 2-1 ahead. Cummings with his first two competitive goals for us
Conceded after 3 minutes though! I’ll be amazed if Warbs doesn’t sign at least one defender before transfer window shuts.
2-2 fuck sake
He scored against Shrewsbury I think. Looks the part
I thought it was in a pre-season friendly he scored but you’re right.
Newcastle have us under the cosh now. Forest disappointing so far second half, in contrast to how well we played in first.
Good to see Jack Hobbs back. He IS our best defender, I don’t care what anyone says.
Tyler Walker gets the winner in extra time, 3-2 to Forest, great stuff. Who will we play in the third round?
We’ll find out in 90 minutes. Draw being made in China at 4.30am our time.
I want United away.
Why is the draw for the third round of the English league cup being made in China?
Because it’s the 21st century and why not
I’d hazard a guess that it’s because Carabao are a Thai company and they (along with the EFL) want to make a splash in China.
What do they do (Carabao)?
Energy drinks