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1429

Don’t go to mass every Sunday, as required?

Oh wait, that’s most Catholics.

1430

You have to write to them asking to be excommunicated. Friend of mine went to the trouble if doing it a few years ago. Not sure who he sent it to mind you.

1431

send me on your details and ill handle this for you. dob,baptism cert, details of all other sacraments received should do for now. ill have you out in 2 to 3 years no problem at all.

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1432

And a cheque.

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1433

Eid Mubarak everybody.

1434

They changed the rules, so one you’re in that’s it. You’d need your head examined to even consider baptizing a child.

1435

A non national? Is he of no country?

1436

Could you find out more about this?

1437

I’ll ask when I’m talking to him again

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1438

Do, please. I had logged on to the countmeout site just as it was pulled, the cunts.

1439

Can you let me know when you get out lads? Until then, I’ll keep you in my night time prayers.

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1440

Yeah. That’s it.
You’re so clever.

1441

Thanks - Just asking what you meant by non national? Kinda bizarre to be of no nation, mate.

1442

Long history in the Olympics of people competing of no nation pal.

1443

How does their anthem go?

1444

You’re asking about what non nationals national anthem sounds like?

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1445

The kingdom of God is near. Repent and believe the Good News.

1446

I don’t recall ever signing a contract with Rome, I would have serious doubts as to how legally binding my “membership” is :smiley:

1447

This is the cult of Rome, pal. Legal? Their shit is beyond the realm of legal. Courts are probably built more around the church then the other way around.

1448

It’s kind of like politics, lots of people who don’t know they are members are members, even dead people. Branch stacking I believe it’s called.