The Official TFK Farming Thread

:clap: only job

Does it make a good swooshing sound?

Unrale swoosh off that pipe.

the top 5 posters list on this thread makes for interesting reading,

some cunt iv honestly never noticed before except to know that he loves to buy heaps of shit in lidl
a domestic goddess
some cattle crush salesman
some knacker who has picked mushrooms
an out of work bank teller

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And now some acne ridden leper who shares his wife with prostitutes. - Think that’s the quota reached.

@Fran - You can lock the thread.

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whats your problem now ?

I’ve no problem, mate.

then fuck away out of it and stop spamming the shit of of threads that dont concern you and do concern some genuine posters

I’ll do as I please, mate…But Why don’t you take your own advice and fuck right off for yourself ?

Fuckit mate, I may not be a great farmer but I’d be old school in my methods and the small swooshy stick has never yet let me down while standing in a gap

We call it a plant for some reason.

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You’d know the reason why it’s gets planted across your back!

The best thread on the internet right here.

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It has potential alright, it could well be this years trainers and wooden floors
I’m taking no chances anyway by putting my credentials on the table early doors, nobody will be able to lay a finger on me when the sheep come in harping about their summers with uncle Tim straight out of a Seamus Heaney poem

That weather is gonna bring the winter stuff in right quick.

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Yeah, there are a few lads at it. Its harder than you might think… They are awful small calves (about 20Kg and about the size of a collie) at birth. I know one lad who bought embryos in from Japan, implanted them into Simmental heifers and the calves couldn’t suck the cows cos they were too short and couldn’t reach the udder… You couldn’t make it up. Aside from the usual losses with embryos he lost a few live calves, they ended up costing a small fortune.

Jesus the ground is fierce dry here in the Golden Vale, we’d want that sup of rain sure enough

We should do an exchange program mate… The mountain air would add a decade to your life.

I’ll ensure you pigeons are kept in top shape.

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The young buckos have it soft these days drawing grass in air conditioned 4 wheel drive machines. Back in the day the real heroes would pilot a Massey 165 or similar on the slopes of a crag and also manage to get through 60 Major or Carroll while risking their lives for the saving of the fodder.

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There are plenty around the Country still saving silage with old equipment.