If it was in a family game of hurling then thereâs nothing to it, my grandfather nearly broke the hand one time in a âfriendlyâ puck around when I was a young fella. After protests from myself all I got was youâll protect your hand the next time, and I did.
My father wasnât playing a friendly game of hurling with a chair.
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Were you goading him a la Maurice at the time?
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No harm either. I got kicked head first into the staircase in one memorable beating and a rolling pin hopped off my head in another. Itâs character building.
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More lies.
Not at all. My parents were quite liberal with the belts when we were younger. So were most of my friendsâ parents. Anyone who says kids shouldnât get the odd slap to teach them some manners is talking through their holes.
A bit of petty crime he didnât take kindly to.
Nah, no slapping needed I donât think. After an alco primary headmaster with a nasty mean streak, and then the dog days of the Christian brothers, I couldnât hit the kids.
Found herself in the fucking airing cupboard last night fast asleep.
All we can do is bolt the front door and let her at it.
She doesnât stir when you lift her and all associated paraphernalia for that night back into her own bed, and doesnât move again after, or hasnât yet at least.
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No wonder you want as many of the lads from tfk as possible staying over with you. You must be terrified staying on your own in the house with her. Itâs only a matter of time before she throttles you in her sleep.
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Weâre friends again 
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you are evidence why hitting children is regressive
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huh?
only smark and nembo kid would be allowed to stay
Started weaning the little one in the last week or so. The fucking nappies are horrendous. The smell would take out an elephant and while your trying hard not to puke all over the place the little one is lying there with a bit smile on their face. 
I have a mate who works in the medical device industry.
He wears the industrry standard mask when changing nappies. No lie.
At an age now where kids friends call over to house. If they play and entertain themselves no bother. Fuckers calling me every five minutes or looking for food are sent home
A lot of kids are pricks.
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Cracking post⌠My mother bet the fuck out of me on many an occasion and it was righlty deserved. I got leathered to near death one time for calling a neighbouring lady a whoreâŚA few years later we found out she was riding around behind her husbands back so I was bang on the money, but the mother went to town on me for that one. The auld fella rarely dished it out. He got such a hammering from his own auld fella I think he was soft with us but I got the back of his paw on a few occasions.
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What a post from me. What a post. A genuine classic.
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Well done Bando.
Bloody hell flatty - sheâs some operator.