The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

He’s book smart though, no common sense

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There are plenty where every one of the characters are 2d idiots. Google Horseland for confirmation. There are also plenty that have little or no female characters, Dilweed and Fungus, ‘Dude, that’s my ghost’ and ‘Breadwinners’ being prim examples all of which grace our screens at present. Even the great SpongeBob Squarepants was almost all male, with a token female presence.

Unbelievably, In an awesome, Kevlike twist, I had a conversation on friday with a cartoon producer based in Dublin about the amount of roles there were for female actors. Fuckall and pretty much none for actors over the age of about 35 as all the roles are for kids was her response.

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I only watch fireman Sam,blaze and the monster machines and the classic tom and jerry (the old ones)

I don’t recognise a single one of those. Are they all on the BBC? Disney junior is for an American audience even though a good number of them are produced in Ireland, the likes of brown bag etc.

Blaze is a great ol show. Poor aul Crusher, poor fucker cant catch a break.

The adventures of piggley winks is an outstanding show. Piggley is an awful hoore.

What about Postman Pat? The vulgar show off is driving around with personalised plates on his delivery van. I wonder how many giros he nicked to be able to afford them.

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Piggley is fairly decent,no thick fathers in that one

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That’s a bit of a selective view.

Miles is the star of the the show in MFT. The mother chips in from time to time to keep the gender balance right.

Doc & Sherriff Callie are both girls programmes.

Henry Hugglemonster for example has a strong male presence throughout its storylines.

Blaze is very good. Many the evening spent shouting “drill bit” “rear axle” at the telly.

Paw Patrol the best though. Brilliant show for kids

Dilweed and Fungus - Canadian
Dude - That’s my ghost - French/English, set in US
Breadwinners - US/Nickelodeon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veqsT6c-GMA

The cunt thought he could become a Hollywood superstar in the movie

Holy fuck… Easily the most annoying cartoon for kids.

I can see @Ambrose_McNulty point though, Daddy Pig whilst being a personal hero of mine is portrayed as a bit of a thick cunt.

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Thick as pig shit

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No job too big no pup too small

Is paw patrol the one where they try to teach quantum physics to 4 year olds?

Paw Patrol is dire, but it’s nowhere near as annoying as Bing. That cunt gets on my nerves.

That’s Miles from Tomorrow is it not?

Oh possibly

Paw Patrol is the one with the gang of pups who go on different rescue missions each episode.

Results in me having to manufacture a story a half hour later about “the time I got stuck up the tree and Marshall, no no chase, no no skye had to come and save me” in an effort to get them to go to sleep

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Nanny Plum. Same voice as Mrs Rabbit on Peppa.

My little girl loves Blaze, Shimmer and Shine, Max and Ruby and Dora in the City.