The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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Shocking omission of your god daughter

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I’m calling up to her today bearing Christmas gifts so will ask her then.

That reminds me, you in all day @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy ?

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At least you’ll be home with the young fella who’s in flannans.

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5082

Yep

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You’ve really pushed the boat to make it special day.

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DB calling to the house is a special day

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5085

I wouldn’t bother your hole Brimmer, you’ll freeze your balls off down there. You’ll have enough of the racing after about an hour.

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5086

Thanks @fran buddy. Thought as much.

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Hungover as fuck sitting in a Kidzone full of screaming kids. Eldest fella running around like a maniac with his older cousins. Something weirdly therapeutic about it all.

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Something weirdly weird about that post

5089

Just go for it… jump into the bouncy castle

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5090

Decision made to get a dog for the family in the new year. 4 kids under 10, living in the city but we have green spaces very close to the house and a bit of a back garden. what should we be looking at and what should we look out for?
Wife read that Maltese are good with kids and not too barky, I have a soft spot for Cockers as that was my first and favourite dog.
Any advice appreciated.

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5091

Dont get a big dog. I fucked up on that 1

5092

Get a corgi.

5093

Are you a simpleton?

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Also. Dont get a pure breed

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5095

Don’t think so, is it relevant to the advice you’ll be giving?

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We had jack Russells at home all our life. Not too pretty but great pets.

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Noisy little fuckers though aren’t they? Small dog syndrome?

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Arent they a bit snappy?