The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[Julio_Geordio]

@bandage has been spit-roasted by the dulliance

[iron_mike]

@Fagan_ODowd

@Bandage

Evocatively describing my weekend walks with the child in the buggy while slagging off the pussywhipped bastards who go GAA and football matches with their friends instead.

Will you run behind the buggy, pal or have you not thought that far ahead yet?

[Bandage]

Did you miss your protege threatening legal action, mate? Or were you pulling his strings? He had reached maximum seethe.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@gilgamboa

@Bandage

All orchestrated on their side, of course, by Dulliance leader @gilgamboa.

I’m a one-man band delivering an absolute Tour de France here.

You are certainly doling out the punishment tickles alright pal.

Not sure anyone has ever been quite as seething as you have over the last 24 hours. You have dragged plenty lads into a similar state of frothing at the mouth. Not me however pal. Nosireeebob.

Your also displaying some symptoms of extreme paranoia

You’re

[gilgamboa]

This is about the 9th effort you have made to drag me into proceedings pal. This barney is nowt to do with me

@iron_mike was fucking seething no doubt about it. Doesn’t mean you weren’t first though.

[Bandage]

This has everything to do with you, “chief”.

You’re leader of the Dulliance.

[gilgamboa]

1. You invented the dalliance
2. You invented my leadership of same
3. You are seething to the point of doing yourself a damage

[Raylan]

You joking me? Hair on a fanny is rare as All-Ireland medals in Limerick Ciitaaay

[iron_mike]

Yea you are correct chief. I was seething but at least I’ll admit it. But you are also correct when you said that it probably got to him first. I called him out on being a coward which he wasn’t able to defend. This got him really worked up overnight I’d say and his subsequent cut off @Tassotti just confirmed I was right about him being as yellow as fuck.

[anon61956325]

I was gonna call you out there, and throw in a cheap shot about you being gay and never seeing a fanny in your life but youve done nothing to warrant such abuse.

Ah yeah - Cork has more fannies tho, in every meaning of the word.

[Bandage]

The more you try to distance yourself from this, the more pathetic you look. Information has come into my possession which confirms the names of those holding senior leadership positions within the Dulliance. It’s Easter next week - how many times are you going to disown them? You make me sick.

[iron_mike]

Yeah you’re right @gilgamboa. He’s absolutely incandescent with rage

[Bandage]

@iron_mike

Yea you are correct chief. I was seething but at least I’ll admit it.

A few months ago you were boasting about it but now you’re seething because your auld lad was getting his end away in the office. Make up your mind, ffs sake.

[ironmoth]

I’ll burst your jaw, you Cork cunt.

[iron_mike]

Up your game yellaboy

[Brimmer_Bradley]

My kids have a half day today. I love when they’re off school.

[iron_mike]

Just after collecting my youngest. Were heading out to lunch now

[gilgamboa]

[Bandage]

The barstool blueshirts don’t like it up 'em.

Sending a near 50-year old Mike onto the senior hurling field to get repeated bloody noses is particularly cruel on your part.

[iron_mike]

Dear o dear

You know you’ll have to puck all those toys up when you get over your little rant