The soothers are the devil in disguise, what happens when they spit them out during the night?
They wake up, wake you up to put the soother back in. That’s what happens. Unless all other avenues fail, avoid the dummy like the plague is my advice.
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I’m sure your missus would want it no other way, there’s no right way to do it, let them have this time. Don’t listen to anybody.
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You need to put one in each hand, and a dozen others straegically placed around the cot.
I dont know how we do it.
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Some wonderful advice being handed out for free here.
I like how people give advice, and follow it up with “don’t listen to anybody”.
Wise words.
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Congrats to Bob and Mrs Bob.
I gave you the 50th like above even though you neglected to advise the birth weight or whether a name has been chosen.
Please confirm or I may withdraw the like. (British negotiating)
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Very poor strategy to fall out with the mother-in-law. Divide and conquer.
Comhghairdeachas, a chara!
I presume you’ll be naming her Pocahontas?
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Lads clearing their calendars for the afternoon and typing like Stephen King
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Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.
– Mary Schmich,
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Congratulations Choc. A wonderful day.
I’ve set her TFK account up already so she should be good to go shortly. Password is Lucky1234 obviously.
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FYP.
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In Greek, nostalgia literally means the pain from an old wound. Its a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone.
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Dont mind that shite. Photos of shoes of nearby roaster fathers please
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Only seeing this now, congrats to the mouses.
Your fucked altogether now kid, you’ll never get a say in anything with two cork women in your life
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Be weary of the dog for awhile @anon61878697. Remember it was his play house up to now. Someone else has that title now. It may take him a little time to get used to it
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congrats chocco and especially to Mrs H nee S. next time im in langeragua ill stand you a chai mocha in scrypt
youll need to start getting used to hearing this with your own disney princess
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Its an anti cark thing
It can’t be that because no one pays you any mind
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I have a Dublin born child who goes banannas at any suggestions she is from Cork
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