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Donât worry about it kid sheâs only getting used to the world. If you were ripped out of the only home youâve ever known and forced head first through a vagina how would you feel?
First few weeks are just Eat, sleep, shit repeat.
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@anon61878697 theres a little thing you can get that plays white noise and mimics the sounds of being in the womb that you can put in the Moses basket. It worked for our first fella. I havenât a notion what itâs called but could be worth a try.
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That would be an Alison Spittle C/D.
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The first few nappies. My god.
1am-6am is a tough enough shift for you. Donât forget that your missus is 6kg-9kg lighter than this time last week and she should be feeling fleet of foot and full of energy. Donât be shy about telling her that sheâs not pulling her weight and you need your rest.
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App called sound sleeper has white noise - found it useful for our lad
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youâre rightâŚive been a bit soppy with all these post pregnancy hormones floating around my body⌠Time to tighten the ship.
50 quid Iâm after paying for 2 tickets to the circus. 26 for me and 24 for the small one. Fucking hell.
Gouged
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Christđ¤ then youâll have the candy floss popcorn etc
Youâll have to wait for Mrs OâSullivan to put the announcement in the Irish Times
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Would she not put it in the Cark Examiner?
24-page supplement in The Limerick Leader featuring a hard hitting Martin Kiely column on how choco is adapting to parenthood.
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Just seen this now brother. This is joyous news. Congratulations on bringing new life into the world. Wishing you and the mam the best of luck caring for your new bundle of joy going into the future. 
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Signing in for the late night shift⌠Think we might go for music tonight instead of a movie⌠Pink Floyd in Concert - Pulse.
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At a wedding kid Iâm at the stage that I donât give a fook what my adult almost children 21 and 16 are up to.
PS the 16 yo daughter is in the Gaeltacht and coming home tomorrow
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