The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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Congrats pal.

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9093

We used the iPad with a voice saying sssssh repeatedly until Croppy Junior stopped off to sleep.

Worked brilliantly.

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We got a gift of this @anon61878697

Great job. I’d often nod off to it myself

https://www.jojomamanbebe.ie/d6195.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMImNyJha364wIVw7TtCh31rgupEAQYAiABEgJ8ovD_BwE

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I’m of the opinion that if you start with all that shit of trying to fabricate sleep with gimmicks you’ll be stuck trying to find ways to get them asleep for years.

In saying that, my little angel slept 12 hours a night from 6 weeks on. I used to wake to check she was ok.

I can see the urge on people’s faces to give me a smack in the ear when I tell them that irl. Its great

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Obviously you’re just a great da who created a peaceful loving environment just by being you.
Lads presented with a lovely wee baby and they immediately start looking for the right app. You literally couldn’t make it up
They’re handing the most important relationship in their lives, the role they were born for over to their ‘device’
I suppose that’s the way it’s gone nowadays.

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You nailed it

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Is young croppy good on the iPad?

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Too good. 21 months old and he can get Netflix on it if we unlock it for him.

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A rough night…no settling her… She kept feeding, relentless… Then wind issues… Flying through nappies then, at one stage I was in the middle of wiping her clean and she let go another on my hand. I let her sleep on my chest for a bit and she finally settled. I let mammy sleep through it all…and I’ve Brady now on my lap looking up at me for his walk. Tis all go.

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I feel for you bro

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9102

This too shall pass

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9103

First time getting shit on is landmark mate. Congrats.
You won’t make the same mistake again.

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Welcome to reality kid. At the same time cherish it. In 15 years time she’ll be on whatever the equivalent of an I phone will be 12 hours a day and will only converse when she needs credit.

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If you can’t do the time don’t do the crime

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Since when was it a crime to ride your missus?

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You’re just not doing it properly

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I blame the lgbt crowd

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Sure why not

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I got projectile shat on the first day I had Croppy Junior home. I couldn’t help myself laughing and took me ages to stop.

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