The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

It could be due to a traumatic experience. Is it possible they are beating him in the creche?

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Not cool bro

Vile post.

Apologies. I was giddy. Is he long in the creche? Thereā€™s a bit of settling required. Bring in his blankie iif he has one.

I donā€™t know how you do it

My youngster had to write a sentence containing homophones. Her effort:
ā€œThe grizzly bear had a grisly bare bottomā€

Sheā€™s delighted with herself.

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What college is she in?

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Sheā€™s starting primary 7, practicing for her transfer test/11+

Enjoy it while you can, we arenā€™t allowed use sentences containing homophones since the referendum

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@Bandage

https://www.tuck.com/12-month-sleep-regression/

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My young lad came into the kitchen at the weekend all smiles "Daaaaaaaaad , I have a stinky surprise for you "

He proceeded to bring me into the living room to where he had made a poop on the floor.

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What age is this chap?

27

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A spin in the car always worked.

The hum of a Trabant would do the trick alright

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Just turned 3

A Zil.

You wish. Theyā€™re reserved for politburo, and comrade corbyn

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Had the same issue but it didnā€™t affect his night time slumber.

Sleeping in creche is tough. Heā€™ll only do an hour for them still. Took him back to half days recently and I pick him up before 1pm nap time and heā€™ll do at least 2 hours at home with no distractions or other noise.

Itā€™s pot luck. Heā€™ll probably revert to the long night time sleep soon. Maybe you should tell him some of your riveting stories and heā€™ll drop off quickly.

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Would you not get a nanny @Bandage ?