The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

The second kid will get it in about three weeks (if it is chicken pox). Edit, the third. Tough going with a five month old having it.

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A child needs to be able to self soothe. Some clowns denying it that. Let it have a dodi ffs

Good for the 5 month old, bad for everyone else. A tough week or two to put down but great to have it behind you. I won’t ever miss those fucking baths of gunk.

Prob best time to get it once 5 year old doesn’t get it too.

You are in my prayers, pal. As always

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You can get a jab to prevent chicken pox. Got it for our lad.

Aye, I wasn’t aware of this until recently. It’s common practice in the States. Probably why they have so many school shootings, lack of chicken pox as kids to balance them mentally.

It’s not what you want now pal. It’s your wife’s body and her decision and you support it fully if you’ve any sense .

Reassure her that the cluster feeding doesn’t last forever

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Some kids don’t take to them (or bottles)

Our one flat out refused the soother. Would just spit it out. At least we don’t have to wean her off it now. You’d say 2/3 year olds still going round with them stuck in their gob

It does, kids are always hungry

Yes I know that. The baby is only 13 days old and the cluster feeding is common. It has calmed down a bit in the past 24 hours. In fairness it’s not the breast feeding that’s annoying my wife it’s how constant it needs to be done,which is exhausting further no doubt.

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That’s all well and good, but you shouldn’t deny them it either just because you’re scared of weaning

no reason for a child to have one either. Personal choice really… We wont be going down that road anyway.

none of mine took to it, but they had a choice. A great thing at 4am I’m told.

Absolutely. We tried her out. She had no interest. No interest in the bottle either but again that’s something we won’t have to get her off. The tit is another story.

By the way @StoneCold your wife/life partner’s funbags are somewhat off limits for your own enjoyment the longer the breastfeeding goes on.

They’ll stretch. But there will be times when they feed a lot (‘leaps’ or ‘spurts’). The Mrs said she was going to do it for a few months. Then she said she’d do it for six. Then she kept going as the feeds stretched out longer and longer.

At the end of the day happy wife = somewhat happy life.

The health fascists have the living shit scared out of new parents.

No doody, only breast milk, only feed them superfoods, structured day, regimented play, no tv, Bach on the radio.

Parents feel guilty constantly. Barking if the poor child jumps in a puddle.

You never hear them advise you to make sure they’re loved, comfortably and happy.

And you never ever hear them say have fun with your child. They really are tremendous fun when the personality starts coming through

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You’re after figuring out the benefits of breastfeeding eventually. We knew you would get there

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You’ll have a lot harder job stopping them sucking the thumb in time

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A couple of months ago Master Goode, aged 2 busted his two front teeth, Ms Goode took him to Dentist, he told him he was too old for the soother, little lad never put it in his mouth again…good result, although he could do fuck all for the teeth.

I presume this type of thing works too.

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