The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[Mac]

@Spidey

Out of boredom, I’ve just had an attempt at making the same using chopped strawberries (in solidarity with Daithi Waters) instead of blueberries. 22 mins till the results are known.

Most Wexford people will look at you in scorn when using strawberries this time of year. A Spanish farmer is likely happy with you though

[Bandage]

We feminists pull each other up. We don’t pit ourselves against each other and drag each other down.

A lovely bit of baking @Spidey.

[Bod95]

My youngest, 17 in a few weeks was out last night for a pals 18th. Don’t know how we got this far but it was her first night out. Anyway she rocked or should I say fell in the door at 2, I was then delegated to stay up with her until past 3 filling her with water and then had to put newspapers and a basin down in her bedroom. She got up at 9 and again I was delegated to go and get her a breakfast roll. It was a lot easier changing nappies etc😩

[anon78624367]

@Bod95

newspapers

[iron_mike]

How’s she feeling now. I had something similar with mine a few weeks back. She hasn’t touched a drop since

[TheUlteriorMotive]

@Bod95

She got up at 9 and again I was delegated to go and get her a breakfast roll.

Snowflake generation

[Bod95]

Back in the scratcher now probably won’t see her till tomorrow

[anon78624367]

God be with the days.

[Mac]

Molly coddling her is what it sounds like.

[anon78624367]

She’ll expect that now everytime she’s hungover

[Cicero_Dandi]

You need to have a talk with her about her life choices

[balbec]

The Irish and their drink

[TheUlteriorMotive]

You playing the department store @Tassotti this Christmas in absence of the man himself.

[Raylan]

At 16. Great start alright.

[balbec]

I miss him

[mikehunt]

Rascal told Mrs Hunt that me and him were heading to get her her present this morning. When we were done I asked him did he know what I bought. He said perfume. I think I convinced him it was washing up liquid. Fingers crossed.

[gilgamboa]

@Bod95

…d or should I say fell in the door at 2, I was then delegated to stay up with her until past 3 filling her with water and then had to put newspapers and a basin down in her bedroom. She got up at 9 and again I was delegated to go and get her a breakfast roll. It was a lot easier changing nappies etc😩

Ia she in the doghouse?

[anon61878697]

@Bod95

…d or should I say fell in the door at 2, I was then delegated to stay up with her until past 3 filling her with water and then had to put newspapers and a basin down in her bedroom. She got up at 9 and again I was delegated to go and get her a breakfast roll. It was a lot easier changing nappies etc😩

@Bod95

My youngest, 17 in a few weeks was out last night for a pals 18th. Don’t know how we got this far but it was her first night out. Anyway she rocked or should I say fell in the door at 2, I was then delegated to stay up with her until past 3 filling her with water and then had to put newspapers and a basin down in her bedroom. She got up at 9 and again I was delegated to go and get her a breakfast roll. It was a lot easier changing nappies etc😩

Great days at that age tho…I fell in the door at 15 … Drank whiskey, brandy and vodka and proceeded to puke over 10 times. It was above in ballinacurra gardens and I was so drunk I couldn’t open the lock in my bike to get home, thankfully… So I arrived at an aunts door who lived nearby, who rang the mother, and a cab was ordered. I got dragged out of the bed at 9am the next morning and was handed a scrubbing brush and bucket to clean the puke I had spewed out the bedroom window out to the back… I was then dropped at Ballinacurra and told nake my own way home… I puked the bile in my stomach up on the way home. I can still taste it to this day…

So what I’m trying to say in a very long winded fashion, is that your daughter will end up just like me and be fine.

[Julio_Geordio]

@anon61878697

your daughter will end up just like me

That’s an awful thing to say to him

[TheUlteriorMotive]

@anon61878697

got dragged out of the bed at 9am the next morning and was handed a scrubbing brush and bucket to clean the puke I had spewed out the bedroom window out to the back

I once woke up on a Sunday morning to hear my mother cleaning the vomit I had vomited out the bedroom window to the front.

God be with the days. I’d be out Friday, in bed all day Saturday apart from getting up to eat something and then shower at 6 and back out again.