Lookit Iāll babysit for that cash. Iāve 2 kids of my own and only the young lad has spent much time in a and e so Iāve a decent strike rate safety wise. Do you live near a bewkies?
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We have a babysitter 3 doors down. She is in first year in college and she is loaded. She would have a gig 7 nights a week between all the neighbours she wanted it
I already have a babysitter but if I gave you 20 quid an hour would you dance a jig for her. You clown
Temp of 40.9 recorded here in youngest 
Yikes!!
Jaysus, hospital job?
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Hope she is ok KPā¦id be letting a professional look at that
Into a cold bath and call the doc
Was at doc earlier. Paracetamol bringing to down to 39.5 within about 20 mins
Some cunt of a dose
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Thatās more of the climate change for ya
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Get the suppositories if you havenāt already. They get into the bloodstream quicker and they canāt vomit them back up obviously
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A man like you has seen it all before. Iāve every faith in you, youāre a magnificent dad.
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What age are they?
Just 4 yesterday
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Thatās a tad high.
@KinvarasPassion will probably make a concoction of crushed calf nuts, poitĆn, ginger and garlic and bate it into the wee girl. Iād be predicting a positive report by 10pm as he heads for a few pints to reward his medicinal endeavours.
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Thatās a noble cocktail 
Did I hear on the news something about a Mumps outbreak?
You did indeed
In kids or in adults as well? Fucks sake, thereās enough shit going around.